duck shit

To talk with flirtatiously, particularly with an internet chat ID dealing with ducks in some way.

Damn, duck was talkin' alot of duck shit today.

by blancmange September 12, 2006

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duck shit

quite possibly the funniest phrase i've ever heard. Makes anything funny.

"Dude...i'm sorry your grandmother died like that. Look out! Duck shit! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Rypsaw May 2, 2003

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Duck Shit Cub Wut

That is when a duck spits a shit in a mug with milk and then a cow drinks it

This cow just duck shit cub wuted... EW.

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Yet another Australian expression of surprise, disbelief ar anguish. There is quite a collection of these (see tags below).

Usually said with each word pronounced very separately and deliberately, but is quite often uncontrolled. The first thing I said when I turned on the TV and saw the World Trade Centre collapse was:

"Holy Snapping Duck Shit!"

by Choda Boy 57 August 24, 2006

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Dip me in duck shit

Another unecessarily crass alternative to 'Wow'. It's along the same lines as 'I'll be damned' or 'Holy Shit!' but a little more unique. It has a good ring to it thanks to rhyming a bit and it's novelty.

Chad - Whoa, he actually made it!

Dan - Well dip me in duck shit, I figured there was no way..

by eatsleepobey December 18, 2009

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