shit no bricks

An exhortation to be calm and take things in stride - akin to "get a grip" or "chill".

Well, the Republicans won the Presidency again, but shit no bricks, my fellow Americans, Socialism is on its way.

by dexter sinister November 27, 2013

Don't shit on my bricks

In the 20s, the builders, when they were doing brick laying, they didn't have places to poop so it became popular to just poop in somebody else's bricks because you wouldn't want to poop on your own bricks because you would have to put those bricks up.

It is used modernly as a term of warning.

Person A: I don't have anywhere else to throw this trash so I'll just drop in on the floor of your car.

Person B: Don't shit on my bricks, mate. Shit on your own.

by bigguy1027 September 8, 2014

shit brick

A brick of shit.

by ben c. October 19, 2003

shit brick

feeling REALLY bad as defecating bricks (I don't think that would be fun)

"when you see it, you'll shit bricks."

by efesen March 13, 2008

Shit-Bricker

Someone that drives in the left-hand lane of a road or highway and drives at least 10 mph under the posted speed limit.

I should have arrived here quicker, but a slow as hell shit-bricker was blocking me the whole way here.

by CasperM March 19, 2011

shit brick

1) an asshole/enemy/moron friend

2) A person who is or is suspected of
being involved with the act of recieving anal sex from a girl with a strap on. The term comes from the resulting brick shape the shit is believed to have taken.

1) Lee was being a cock block again? What a fucking shit brick.

2)Lee, you would take it in the ass from a girl you shit brick

by trabes trabler February 24, 2004

shit brick

A phrase used to make fun of someone. Used by Stiffler in American Pie.

You're a shit brick.

by Internet August 28, 2003