shit split

The act in which a grown man wears a thong(preferably yellow) and takes a shit. The thong in turn spliting the pinched load in half to either side of the thong.

Oh my god Tom, I was partying with Jason last night and he totally pulled off a perfect shit split.

by Misc Man January 3, 2008

Shit Split

When two people shot gun a single beer, two holes in one beer.

Yo man, my boyfriend and gay best friend just shit split that last beer. It was something to behold!

by JanusAnalprobe May 6, 2011

Shit split

In ebonics, it's when someone runs their mouth (or just exists) and gets the five knuckle sentence across their dome, jaw or anywhere else on their head or face. Most normally, this will result in a knockout if performed correctly.

Dude got his shit split for talking to my bro's girl - that's what you get for running that cock trap!

by Duhastmich November 18, 2013

Shit Splits

The feeling you get when you first know you need to shit.

Uh-oh I have shit splits!

by Livbobbi November 18, 2004

Shit split

An unequal share of money

Person #1 - Okay, you get $1 and i get the rest.
Person #2 - Dude, that's a shit split.

by aquafine water July 10, 2010

Iphone shit split

When your running a train on a girl and the guy in the back takes an iphone and shoves it up her ass. Then when she goes to shit the iphone splits her shit.

I was running a train and gave that bitch an iphone shit split

by Bigdaddyd1990 June 6, 2016

Sit, shit & split

When you have a last minute, unavoidable need to quickly poop, before dashing out somewhere important.

My lunch break is nearly over, but I need to sit, shit & split.

by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019