shit a brick

An expression of surprise or exasperation

You did what?! Shit a Brick, mate.

by toona November 5, 2003

shit no bricks

An exhortation to be calm and take things in stride - akin to "get a grip" or "chill".

Well, the Republicans won the Presidency again, but shit no bricks, my fellow Americans, Socialism is on its way.

by dexter sinister November 27, 2013

shit a brick

to actually excrete a brick

Guy 1: Oh my God, who put A BRICK in the toilet?

Guy 2: Oh that was me... I had a bit of trouble getting it in there...

by loz July 1, 2003

Shit-a-Brick

Going insanely mad at something.

John: Aw man I ate Sally's last piece of cake.
Ron: Oh man she's gonna Shit-a-Brick.

by Lauchris August 1, 2010

shitting a brick

Pooping in large quantities.

I was shitting a brick and clogged the toilet.

by cronuscronus September 14, 2006

shit a brick

When you poop a turd thats so heavy when it hits the toilet water spashes back on your booty. Nobody usually tells others when this has happen...especially females!

Can also mean an abnormally large turd. The kind that you make ugly faces trying to get it out...This usually happens when you've been constipated for a few days.

Man I shit a brick last nite...I'm still hurtin'!

by kristyrose2727 May 21, 2007

shit a brick

When you gotta shit really bad but it wont come out because its one huge slid mass.

God damn! I gotta shit a brick like i just ate a block of velveeta!

by Jamie&Ashley February 13, 2003