shit tracking 

Going off road in very muddy areas, and driving fast through all the dirt and mud to have fun and a good time with friends whilst listening to very loud music, usually in land rovers, and often done in the Falkland Islands

Hey guys lets grab a case of beer and go shit tracking tonight

shit tracking by FIbenny123 April 4, 2015

the dancefloor shit trick

when you take a flaming dump on the dance floor
cause you always go to the dance bar down town
to get tipsy with your buds and avoid the tire slash
organizations of your city or prickle berry fairy ladies

My cousin could not weird dance this crazy bitch away from his dance spot so he finally rolled out the dancefloor shit trick as He and His friends had um nowhere else to dance anymore, as the smell was of the local sushi joint, Shiyaki's restaurant, as-if they forget yarbage day for yuhuck 3 weeks or more, poeyit tentially a periodT of a month, to be continued...

the dancefloor shit trick by sinrlifemattrs November 18, 2025

Trucker Shit 

An explosive shit that is so violent and sloppy that it coats the entire toilet bowl with a toxic layer of feces that dries quickly and becomes almost impenetrable to the cleansing effects of the toilet water, requiring harsh chemicals and vigorous scrubbing for removal. The spread angle of the shit is normally so large that it often manages to line areas of the bowl that are above the anus at the time of shitting.

Typically these are created by truckers, vagabonds, travelling salesmen, nomads or similar (likely due to the fact they are typically sustained on a diet of exclusively junk food and beer) and are found in truck stops, motorway services, rest stops, night clubs and other public toilets.

"Oh cripes, I just went to clean that toilet and someone has done a trucker shit in there. Nasty!"

Trucker Shit by Azbo The Great! March 9, 2017

trick shit 

Its when something happens and it screws you right over. Often it something someone else does that's completely unnecessary and avoidable. The consequences for you are more severe than for the person that pulled the shit. The incidents will commonly occur when you least expect or want it to happen.

Dam that whack bitch behind be pulled some trick shit in my exam....now i have to retake.

Or

That crazy bitchass punk drove his car into me.... on the day of my sons wedding....daaag

trick shit by chazza1989 May 23, 2006

trick shit 

Having an almost uncontrollable desire to take the biggest dump/load/shit anyone can ever fathom. But when the moment finally arrives nothing but gas and quite possibly very few shit nibblets fall out.

Johnny had been driving for 5 miles trying to find a bathroom. He thought he was going to shit his pants with 20 pounds worth of crap. But when he got there he realized he had been trick shitted... he farted for 6 seconds straight, struggled, pushed, moved around in a circular motion only to have NOTHING come out of his bunghole.

all he could say was "damn, a trick shit!"

trick shit by italo August 13, 2007

shit diss track 

When Hugo Adolfsson makes a rap song.

Hugos made a shit diss track

shit diss track by Diss God September 1, 2017

trick shit 

A trick shit is a shit dumped on a table (or other suitable location), which seems unlikely or impossible or requires significant skill. Like trick shots in billiards but with poop.

We were without a billiards table for the weekend so we entertained ourselves by taking trick shit dumps off the local fire tower and trying to hit targets below.

trick shit by HamboneFakenamington11 January 14, 2024