Shit the bed

When someone hooks up with, dates, marries, etc a horrible person.
Name inspired by Amber Heard.

John shit the bed when he started dating Jessica, she's cheated on all of her other boyfriends.

by TheAwesomeGM May 10, 2022

shit the bed

Minnesota Vikings

Jim: What happened to the 5-0 Vikings?
Martin: They shit the bed so hard this year.

by ClintonCruzKasichSandersTrump January 1, 2017

shit the bed

Totally dropping the ball. Not coming through on something.

When Mike didn't show up for practice, he totally shit the bed on the rest of the band members.

by Glen W. June 22, 2005

Shit the Bed

Make a HUGE mistake that can cost you a game or anything of value.

Pete "The Cheat" Carroll really "Shit the Bed" on that last call. It was so bad it cost him the Super Bowl.

by Don Zee February 3, 2015

Shit the bed

When something quits working or is about to stop working.

Can I call you back? My phone is about to shit the bed.

by Dgrace420 July 9, 2009

Shit the bed

A form of exclamation expressing annoyance or surprise.

To cry out suddenly in pleasure or pain.

"Shit the bed, we've been burgled!"

"Shit the bed, that feels good!"

"Shit the bed, I have a terrible hangover"

by Phil1974 December 20, 2006

Shit the bed

In making an error, or something bad happening the expression might be used. As Shitting the bed its self could be the worst thing ever.

GW.Bush:Erm..soz tony but there werent any weapons of mass destruction.

Tony Blair:..Shit the bed

by Josh. S April 22, 2005