Shit-lips

A person who has had a fat Italian man's asshole rubbed upon their lips while asleep/high on shrooms.

Nick - "Why do my lips taste like shit?"

Other Guy - "Thats cause mike put his asshole on your lips last night, you dirty Shit-lips"

by Alex bromang March 25, 2008

shit lip

(verb) the act of putting fecal turd matter on one's finger while friends are getting victom to smile. Once victim is smiling the shit lipper wipes the turd matter on the victim's teeth.

Dave totally gave me a "shit lip" in the locker room. I need to get this shit off my teeth.

by Chad Morrison August 08, 2006

Shit-Lips

A common insult, used when someone (in this instance, Lightning Mcqueen) fucks your mom

Person 1: Dude, lightning McQueen isn't real. dude. Kyle?
Person 2: ...
Lightning Mcqueen: I fucked your mom shit-lips

by PraiseBeToJah April 08, 2019

Shit Lip

The act of speaking negative thoughts or ideas into a situation.

This dinner is wonderful but I wish the entrees were a bit warmer. Mom, don't shit lip the meal. Enjoy it!

by madamlamb November 15, 2016

shit lip

a shit lip is a person with a dodgy lip. it may be very spotty or swolen up. or you may have a desease called poloitus

sam: wow tom jowit has a right shit lip
denny:yeah i know hes just like mr parkinson
sam:what a cunt

by samuelhughes June 28, 2009

Suck my dick shit lips

An expression one commonly uses after having anal sex and going arse to mouth.

After pulling his cock out of her arse, Joe said to Mary, "suck my dick shit lips". He then proceeded to put his cock in her mouth

by Matteo Evandro September 06, 2016

I fucked your mom shit lips

When Lightning McQueen fucked your mom and made her cheeks go clap.

Connor: I fucked your mom shit lips.
Greg: *cries but in big sad mood*

by Da real Lightning McQueen November 05, 2019