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shit bird

1. An uncommon insult that generally makes others laugh at the person being insulted.
2. Commonly used insult in US Navy bootcamp in Great Lakes, IL. Named after those little friggin Shit Birds that hop around all day, just eating and shitting. Eat, and .... SHIT. Eat and friggin Shit. They never sing, always shitting where you're about to do push-ups and even if you happen to stomp one, they're not big enough to eat. Damn shit birds.
Bootcamp company commander at 4am....

Wake you bunch of fucking shit birds! Get out of them racks. Recruit where are you going?
Recruit responds: to take a piss sir.
CC responds: I bet you'd like to take a big shit in there too and afterwards stroll off for some nice hotcakes and eggs. Well you ain't you fucking shit bird! Now get back in line.
by Colonel Coo August 9, 2006
mugGet the shit birdmug.

shit bird

White trash, Skeez, deadbeat, and/or an asshole.
Look at that wife-beating, mother-fucking, sloppily-drunken shit bird
by Nick February 8, 2003
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shit birds

white birds that sit by cows and wait for them to shit then pick through it and eat it
Each cow has their own shit birds.
by herder_is_cool June 28, 2008
mugGet the shit birdsmug.

shit bird

George W. Bush.
Someone that has lost their flying status.
Someone that can but, does not fly.
Someone that doesn't have it together.
SHIT BIRDS D0N'T FLY !

Aeronautical Orders Number 87, dated 29 September 1972

"6. Verbal orders of the Comdr on 1 Aug 72 suspending 1stLt. GEORGE W. BUSH (redacted) ANGUS (Not on EAD), Tx ANG, HQ 147 Ftr Grp, Ellington AFB, Houston, Tx from flying status are confirmed, exigencies of the service having been such as to preclude the publication of competent written orders in advance. Reason for Suspension: Failure to accomplish annual medical examination. Off will comply with para 2-10, APH 35-13. Authority: para 2-29m, AFH 35-13."
by BenAMarine September 19, 2008
mugGet the shit birdmug.

shit bird

A funny way of addressing your friends. It means whatever you want it to mean.
Hey shit bird, how the fuck are you??
by Vance Birznasty March 3, 2004
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Shit-Bird

A Person, Animal or thing. Not aware of there complete uselessness. Usually a complete asshole who Trys to bend rules, typically gets called shit-bird and thinks his pontiac grand am is fast
Total complete shit-bird is here.

Shit-bird needs to move his car.
by chug April 23, 2015
mugGet the Shit-Birdmug.

Flaming Shit Bird

A creature that erupts out of ones ass leaving behind a fiery inferno of pain in the anus of the victim, the flaming shit bird appears to those who have had way to much spicy food.
Dude i just got attacked....
by what?
The flaming shit bird.
by Mastabassmon September 3, 2011
mugGet the Flaming Shit Birdmug.

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