down shirting

when you look down a girls shirt when nobody's looking

dude, were you just down shirting my girlfriend

by ploikm October 18, 2008

a-shirting

The act of physically assaulting ones wife when she gets out of line or becomes a habitual line stepper.

Corey's wife just spent money on a new purse, he'll be a-shirting her when he gets home.

by BeastMaster513 January 5, 2010

Shartling

When something is so startling, it might make you shit your pants.

When our plane was struck by lightning, the sound was so loud and startling, I almost shit my pants! It was shartling!

by LordCoitus October 3, 2016

shirting

to take your shirt and put it over someones face.

guy puts his shirt over friends face, "you got shirted!"
friend: "damn, shirting sucks azz"

by warezscene March 27, 2009

shitling

A little nugget of shit that's hard to push out

I was in so much pain the I had to push out a shitling

by Juan scott September 30, 2017

Shirthing

Accidentally giving birth while defecating.

My wife avoided taking crap right before labor for fear of shirthing.

by STAJ2000 February 28, 2011

Shortling

A word to describe a short or small person

My friend Thomas is a shortling

by Ball licker 2000 April 15, 2022