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Shitpants Travellor

Someone who travels from computer to computer because they always get worried and shit their pants
That rogai. he is shitpants travellor
by ryan rogay June 11, 2009
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shittypants switchypants

The act begins with two lovers each individually shitting their pants. They then remove and trade pants, quickly putting on the others' steaming shitty pants. This is followed by an extended period of dry humping.
Burt: Yo dude, I owe you a new pair of pants.
Will: Why what happened?
Burt: Last night me and that stripper I brought home played shittypants switchypants with your new jeans.
Will: Dickhead.
by German Shyster May 24, 2007
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Shinypants

Someone who sits on their arse all day doing nothing.
Brett is such a shinypants
by The Dux March 22, 2008
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shitpants

A fashion disgrace commonly seen in inner city ghettos, trendy hip hop videos, and white/wigga neighborhoods where a gangsta or wannabe gansta busta-brown wears loose pants that look like they are carrying a bag of shit in their ass cuz they hang down so low. Also known as gangsta pampers.
"Excuse me sir, but you can't possibly hope to get a job with us wearing shitpants."
by miracle_max December 28, 2007
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shittypants

Someone who inadvertantly shits their pants during a time period which it is highly uncommon for one to soil themselves.

The phrase is usually used behind the soiler's back to make fun of them or to publicly humiliate them without thier common knowledge.
Guy #1: "Dude, that chick got so wasted last night, she passed out and shit her pants"

Guy #2: "No way! What a Shittypants!"

Guy #1: "She even left little shits in the matress, and she doesn't think anybody knows she shit herself!"

Shittypants: "You guys talking about me?"

Guy #2: ........no.
by morganshittypants October 15, 2008
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Shitpantsophobia

Scared of shitting your pants at any point in time.
“Yo dude I’m scared of shitting myself in public” -broski “you have shitpantsophobia”- therapist
by Pantsbrusher August 25, 2020
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Tale Of Shitpants

When somebody poops themselves and tries to hide it. When they try to explain what the sound was you call their lie a tale of shitpants
Man Farts
"What was that?"
"It was nothing I just squeaked in the chair."
" Yeah right, you are telling the tale of shitpants"
by farterinc June 21, 2022
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