The act of sticking your finger up your own ass while in the process of making out with a girl and as a act of fore-play you stick your finger in the girl's mouth to suck on having done this you hav successfully completed "The Dirty Shirley".
"Dude me and Sandra were all over each other last night and outta no where I gave her The Dirty Shirley she didn't even see it coming it was awesome!"
by MARCO THE MAGNIFICO August 20, 2006
Get the Dirty Shirley mug.This line is spoken by Dr. Rumack, played by Leslie Nielson, in the film Airplane!
In one of the film's most famous scenes, former pilot Ted Striker (Robert Hays) discovers that both the pilot and co-pilot of Trans American Flight 209 have succumbed to food poisoning. Dr. Rumack asks Striker if he can fly the plane and land it. Striker responds, "Surely you can't be serious," prompting Rumack to say, with a straight face, "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
In one of the film's most famous scenes, former pilot Ted Striker (Robert Hays) discovers that both the pilot and co-pilot of Trans American Flight 209 have succumbed to food poisoning. Dr. Rumack asks Striker if he can fly the plane and land it. Striker responds, "Surely you can't be serious," prompting Rumack to say, with a straight face, "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
Julia seen Sharlene at the party and thought she was Shirley, so she said “Hi, Shirley! Nice hairdo!”. However, Sharlene didn’t take it that well and slapped Julia in the face “Don’t call me Shirley!” she huffed and left.
by elixrramen July 23, 2020
Get the Don’t call me Shirley! mug.to suddenly, and unexpectedly, do a bunk from your normal everyday life. Usually to another country as per the 1989 film Shirley Valentine.
Office worker "I haven't seen Karen in Finance for a while..."
Boss "Off the record, not coming back. She's left her husband, gone to Spain."
Office worker "Didn't think she had it in her to do a shirley"
Boss "Off the record, not coming back. She's left her husband, gone to Spain."
Office worker "Didn't think she had it in her to do a shirley"
by Dentinox November 4, 2007
Get the do a Shirley mug.A dirty shirley is performed when person name Shirley fingers a female's ass and wipes the remnants on your upper lip.
by L to da Dizzo December 2, 2007
Get the dirty shirley mug.Taking a young damsel's virginity and once the cherry is popped wiping the bloodied phallous across the upper lip of said beneficiary.
When Jason and Tica finished copulating for the first time in their lives, to Tica's surprise, Jason wiped his soiled member under Tica's nose and exclaimed, "How's that for a dirty shirley!?"
by JaTica July 27, 2010
Get the Dirty Shirley mug.An adult Shirley temple, drank by bitch ass boys in skinny jeans named Curtis. To drink this drink his vagina must be neatly waxed. You will often hear him proclaim how delicious said pussy drink is!
by Themojoman February 28, 2023
Get the Dirty Shirley mug.When a female fingers a males ass and then wipes the poop covered finger across his upper lip. The female equivalent of a Dirty Sanchez.
“Last night I gave my date a Dirty Shirley. Haven’t heard from him, so not sure if he liked it or not.”
by Mittit October 30, 2022
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