shirken

The act of a female performing fellatio upon a male while taking a dump. Similar to a blumpkin except the female is shitting, not the male.

Male: "Hey Doll, why are you eating so much fiber?"

Female: "Meet me in the bathroom in 30 and I will shirken the shit out of you and me, Stud!"

by Kwatter June 24, 2014

shickered

Derives from 'shicker',an alcoholic beverage, means to be pissed/drunk/legless

Fred: What did you do last night?

George: Got shickered

by Sonny-T December 8, 2006

skirker

Someone who cheats, cuts in front of, slips past, takes advantage of, white liar.

James is such a skirker, he drank all our beer when we were gone!

by Bobbyluv January 13, 2016

Sherker

A Sherker is when you put three fingers in a persons ass-hole with out coning your fingers.
Three fingers right in the butt!

Dude, My Friend gave Rachel A Sherker!

by Edwardo Vermilaz April 22, 2008

shriker

A ghost dog(used in parts of England)
Hellhound

Woman: The Shriker got my baby!
Man: That sucks...
Woman: U sir r a noob >:-(

by Tyler Razor January 12, 2008

hand-in-shirter

A short guy with Napoleon syndrome, usually just over five feet tall with small hands and a big mouth. Often stands with his hand in his shirt, as Napoleon did.

In a bold move that belied his diminutive stature, the hand-in-shirter declared himself Emperor of the cubicle farm. The main problem was, he could never see his subjects, nor could they see him.

by Western Rooster October 16, 2007

Dragon Shirter

Dragon shirts are people that wear shirts with dragons, usually dragons spreading along their jeans. They act out fighting in the hallways and dont take showers. They usually attend the weekly anime meeting. Originated in Fenton, Michigan.

Sean: Hey did you see that kid wearing the dragon on his shirt and jeans?
Perkins: Yeah the Dragon Shirter,
Sean: Yeah he doesnt even wash his hair its so greasey.
Perkins: What a dragon!

by Seebseb6 April 4, 2006