shitwank

A common insult with the same meaning as twat dickhead wanker etc.

Your such a shitwank!

by Wazzlefazzle177 March 8, 2008

Shitwank waffle

It's when you grab a very soggy wet waffle and then you start to rub your dick pesistantly. You then get your girlfriend to take a dump on the waffle, after this you will crumble up a digestive biscuit and squirt some cream over the top. While still masturbating you will then squirt it all over your waffle, then you will eat it, enjoy.

Oh my dayz, I went to dis shop right and bought a waffle, but wow it wasn't a ordinary waffle, it was a shitwank waffle, proper nutty bruv. Not what I asked for.

by Sick little fuck July 25, 2010

shpwankle

dump in a hairy anus hole with eggnolidgecalinter when the whump is dunking the 69 in ghlot eggenheimer

the shpwankle is in yo house

by FWOMPLETEASA April 20, 2008

Shiwanker

it means name of lord shiva

shiwanker given name as meaning of third eye of lord shiva,

by max1234oxox November 24, 2021

shitwanker

a retarded person that wanks shits

tit wanker aka shitwanker

by kennydeee November 19, 2011

Shitwank

Both a really bad mastubatory experience or a term of reference, affectionate or otherwise towards an individual.

i.e. there was good porn but just as I was about to jizz, some gay popup appeared and spoilt it.

i.e. "hey you, shitwank! Keep the fucking noise down and tell your bro I said he was a tossfuck!"

by HimJip March 17, 2011

shitwank

See: Neocubed.com

neocubed is a real shitwank

by Dark Thunder June 28, 2004