Brown sheeted

For when you shit the bed and somebody caught you "brown sheeted". Similar to being caught red handed but when you're guilty of shitting the bed.

I caught that nigga brown sheeted.

by Wangjawn December 2, 2018

sexted

The past tense of sexting. To have sext in the past.

Ex. baby i wan 2 eat yo pussy ;P

I sexted my baby all night long. I have the chaffing to prove it.

by Crew "Spank" Ryan March 25, 2008

shexternauting

The act of texting while taking a shit aka battling the brown juggernaut!

Yo Meathammer, what is all that noise in there?

Well excessive meat, I'm shexternauting my breezy while trying to keep my well endowed self under control.

by Excessive Meat October 7, 2010

shextee

Someone who is recieving a text from someone shexting (shitting while texting)

George always shexts me and never actually wants to talk to me, I'm the shextee

by Paper pencils October 24, 2015