shender

the act of going "all natural" unshowered or unkempt through your day. Usually occurs the morning after going out or staying up late and wearing a little extra cologne or perfume to cover up your scent.

Male: Wow, you look really good today, you smell great too(empty compliment)

Female: Thanks, i woke up late and had to go shender this morning.

by nabeelio May 10, 2008

Sherner

A social studies teacher who has too much facial hair and uses the word "anywhozzles" at completely inappropriate times during long rants.
Also known for touching certain kids repeatedly on the heads and showing them disturbing images on smart boards.

An unusual hatred for anyone of the British species.

Innocent Child 1: Did you see that S.S. teacher hit that kid with a yard stick?

Innocent Child 2: Yeah! He's a total Sherner.

by Pickletoast January 11, 2011

sherbert

How dumbfucks spell sherbet.

It's SHERBET, not SHERBERT, dumbfuck.

by Laura Hearts Poodles July 24, 2008

Shermer's First Law of Intelligence

From a Penn & Teller show, a quote from Michael Shermer: "Smart people are very good at rationalising things they came to believe for unsmart reasons."

You might think Creationism boasts a few fine minds, but just remember Shermer's First Law of Intelligence.

by Fearman December 28, 2007

sheeder

a stupid looking cat that you want to kick around like a ball.

Hey watch me kick that stupid sheeder around the place

by BAXTER May 21, 2004

Sherrer

Shitting in someones ass during anal sex

Bertha enjoyed her Sherrer from Roger during passionate love.

by busbarn August 30, 2016

Sherker

A Sherker is when you put three fingers in a persons ass-hole with out coning your fingers.
Three fingers right in the butt!

Dude, My Friend gave Rachel A Sherker!

by Edwardo Vermilaz April 22, 2008