Shep

When an overly buoyant poop falls from your rectum only to bounce back out of the toilet water, as if defying gravity, and contacts it's origin. Similar to an inflated foot ball being thrown streight down into a body of water.
I was in the middle of relieving myself, when it hit me.....litterally, I had sheped myself!
by Jon4$ March 02, 2007
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Shep

The man; aka LLL$ $hep
$hep is the man, he is the best
by wang April 06, 2005
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Shep

When an overly buoyant poop falls from your rectum only to bounce back out of the toilet water, as if defying gravity, and contacts it's origin. Similar to an inflated foot ball being thrown streight down into a body of water.
I was in the middle of relieving myself, when it hit me.....litterally, I had Shep myself!
by Jon4$ March 03, 2007
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Shep

1. A man that likes to feed silky smooth (from a blender) poop to women and have them throw it up in his mouth.

2. An IT professional.

3. JHwee's wh0r3.

4. "a Shep" To have shit smeared on ones face.
1. Look at Shep go! Those Asian chicks are really barfing it up in his mouth!

2. Shep is a professional. He works in the company's IT department working on the Network.

3. Damn, Jhwee just porked Shep yet again! That's right bitch, you working this weekend.... again!

4. DAMN DUDE!!! That guy just gave you a Shep! You've been Shep'ed! Now wipe that shit off your face... and your teeth. And stop being such a Drew.
by Yura Fag April 30, 2004
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Shep

Basic unit of measure for baldness.
Abrevated "Shps"
Graying - 10 Shps
Small Hair loss - 25 Shps
Male Pattern Baldness - 42 Shps
"I'm really worried. The situation on top of my head has reached a scale of 30 Shps! What should I do?
by CynicalSeraph December 11, 2003
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Shepped

Man he "shepped" it again,

Mike was felching Noddy and he coughed and fell over and "shepped" the table
by Ball the III May 16, 2009
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Shep It

To give up and try again before the completion of the first attempt.
If at first you don't succeed; Shep it.. but only once. Then you are out of sheps
When driving in Mario Kart:
*Falls off the edge*
You: " Fuck man I Shep!! start the race over!"
or
you: "I'm gonna Shep it man!"
Me: No you can't you are out of sheps!"
by Lindybird October 18, 2011
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