shellateral damage

During gardening, the (mainly) unintentional deaths and injuries of innocent snails, from damage that is caused to their shells as they cling helplessly to exposed walls and paving.

"Spent Saturday afternoon weeding the flower beds. The shellateral damage was extensive."

by Spoke June 29, 2009

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shellaleigh

A short, thick club, usually made of wood, sometimes just a branch cut or broken off a tree. See also cudgel.

He pissed me off so bad I beat his ass with a shellaleigh. You might say I cudgeled him.

by MITB February 25, 2006

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Shellacking the shellaleigh

A humorous synonym for male masturbation.

I hear you couldn't get a date last night so you were Shellacking the shellaleigh insead.

by David February 11, 2005

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shallane

shallane is a beautiful human and she is also a baddie. shallane is very pretty and cute 😗 she will take your mans 🚫🧢 shallane is rich. 💰🔫

person: who is that?

person 2: that’s shallane, she is very smex 🥵
person: she is cute 😗

by natalie vooo October 18, 2019

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Shellanked

To be utterly destroyed and bamboozled by psychological manipulation and prowess

Biden and the democrats completely SHELLANKED this country

by ClitLicka April 7, 2022

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A drunken state of being induced either by playing excessive amounts of beer pong, bullshit pyrimid, or by consuming a very high proof liquor using a "chug mug."
Shellaced is not only a state of being, but also a state of mind, in which one becomes completely obsessed with making it to the frats, the rugby house, or any other nightly house party in which there will be inevitably more drinking.
Origin: Our 7 foot long beer pong table had to be sealed with shellac to protect its superior paint-job. the word just stuck thereafter.

Person 1: Hey do you want to go to Danieley J103 for some beer pong on thier sweet-ass table? I bet we'll get amazingly shellaced!
Person 2: Nah I can't man, I was over there last Sunday and those girls got me completely shellaced before they had finished thier first game of bullshit pyrimid.

by Lisa-Ann-Denny September 20, 2005

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