Shiitake Mushrooms

When you accidently say the word "shit" in front of your parents, teachers, etc. you can just cover it up by saying -ake mushrooms!

*George drops his books*
George: "Shit!"
Teacher: "What did you just say young man?"
George: "You didn't let me finish! I was going to say shiitake mushrooms is what I want for dinner!"
Teacher: "Really? Me too."

Or...
*George drops his books*
George: "Shit--ake mushrooms are yummy!"

by Anonymous March 11, 2004

sheiiii

An expression that mainly little kids use to annoy people

“SHEIIII!” Yelled Marson. Then Marlin also yelled, “SHEIIII!” Then Rebecca snaped, “Uhh plz stop I’m trying to do my homework!”

by I make up words!!! May 15, 2021

Shiitake Mushroom

When you're hitting a chick back door and you pull out a poop dick. Then turn her around and mushroom print her forehead with your poop dick.

I remember this girlfriend from back in high school. I found out she was banging my dad, so I gave her the Shiitake Mushroomand dumped her!

by *Dirty Dave* September 13, 2009

Sherita

A beautiful female with long dark hair some say she look like Pacahontas. Beautiful ,mind ,body and soul. She also love to dress to impress.

Man , look at sherita she is hotter than a 2 dollar pistol ! ! ! wheeeewww! ! !

by heavy hiitter January 28, 2012

sheisty

Shady or sneaky in nature. Usually describes a person.

A guy took coworkers money for movie tickets that turned out to be cheaper than he quoted and he did not mention it to his coworkers or refund the money... That's one sheisty asshole.

by Darci "Dirty-D" September 9, 2004

sheit

it is another version of shit but said with an urban accent

stop messing with my sheit and give me a hand

by Symone Knowles October 16, 2008

sheeit

See: shit

That's the sheeit!

by hfs May 16, 2003