sheephead

a useless teenage nerd with a messed up hair style, with a fit mum

hey sheephead, u smell

by calum e mason May 30, 2006

shoewear

In the event that the government imposes doublespeak, the words shoes and footwear will then become shoewear, a simplified plural of many shoes or a category thereof.

Hey mom, my feet are just plain sad! I need some new shoewear to go with my sweet new wardrobe daddy paid for!

by jameesakee September 8, 2008

sheepherder's special

What to tell a cocktail server when he/she is what you want.

Cocktail server: "What can I get you?"
"A sheepherder's special."
The server will return with a yes/no after being informed by an experienced bartender.

by Sailor September 23, 2003

sheepshark

A rabid underwater creature that looks like a shark covered in thick white wool except for his face, his fin, and his tail. He likes the shallow water and is often known to feed on human flesh.

Jesus Christ, it's a sheepshark! Run away!

by crazy old man December 12, 2008

Sheeptards

The American Population--otherwise known as sheeple People, who after being made mentally retarded by their government, become a flock of worthless, brain-dead sheep who have a voracious appetite for watching others become millionaires on Reality TV, drinking poisoned water, breathing in chemicals sprayed into their air, eating genetically altered foods, paying taxes readily so the Elite can buy their country out from under them with their own money, being blinded by the shiny new state quarters, laughing at George Carlin, and then praising and defending the government who has slowly killed them and their country.

The Sheeptards like taking a good stiff one from the powers that be, so long as they can vote for their favorite American Idol.

by USADexter January 13, 2009

sheepcar

Another name for a honda civic hatchback. usually derogative. unless you're into that sort of thing.

you know that car has the exact same profile as a sheep?

by jpoo November 3, 2003

Sleepyear

The year after graduating high school during which one sleeps for an entire year instead of going to college. After one wakes up, college begins. A sleepyear is used as a way to fully regain one's energy after the exhausting years of high school, so as to be fully awake and ready to get down to business in college.

Guy 1: "Ready for college next year?"

Guy 2: "Nah, next year's a sleepyear."

by Arock93 April 1, 2011