ShitBiscuit

When you have diarrhea and it hardens so no shit can flush, like plugging a throat with a biscuit.

Person1: Man my shit is stuck!
Person2: Did you try the plunger?
Person1: Yeah it won't work!
Person2: Must be a shitbiscuit

by Big boy beth mcmeth November 9, 2019

foaming seabiscuit

(noun) The bubbling fuzz produced from rapid fucking. 2. A pussy that has an unusually large amount of discharge. 3. An infected vagina. 4. The froth on a horse's mouth.

A man says to his son, "When it comes to women; look before you leap. If you see a foaming seabiscuit, get the hell out of there!"

by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008

seabiscuit

the deuce you dropped while swimming in the ocean

man, I just dropped the biggest seabiscuit while I was swimming

by brettmillious September 29, 2005

easy seabiscuit

A phase that David L. uses to tell a person that they need to slow down or that something will go out of control.

Kyle: Dude, lets jump off the top of my house!
David: Easy Seabiscuit! I kind of like my life and legs.

by Special D February 11, 2010

seabiscuit

NOUN. The act of going at it with a girl from behind (doggie style) whilst slapping her on the ass only after kicking her in the leg or arm (your preference) making her a "gimpy horse".

Fucking seabiscuits, dawg...leave your girlfriend's ass as red as her leg...HAHA!

by McSteamy January 9, 2007

ride her like Seabiscuit

To have doggy style sex with your partner as if riding a horse.
Not sexuality specific, strap-ons acceptable
Spanking is also not only acceptable but encouraged
Seabiscuit refers to the horse-racing film starring Tobey Maguire

Jack: How did you get on with Sally last night?
Dave: It was awesome, I managed to ride her like Seabiscuit!!
Jack gives Dave a high five

by youngybuh March 28, 2008

Shiscuits

So I've invented a new word...'Shiscuits'. Definition is : The only biscuits you have left in the cupboard when you go looking,.You were hoping to find a Bourbon or Lemon Puff but all that was there was an open pack of Scottish shortbread left over from Christmas..Any shit biscuits hence..Shiscuits! This also doubles up as a game the whole family can play.You suggest a biscuit, let's say jammy dodger, and the other person has to right down 'Biscuit or Shiscuit.If you guess there answer correctly you get an agreed biscuit,if not,you have to eat 3 Jacobs Cream Crackers without any water.The loser is the first one to dehydrate to such an extent that you can't get your crackers down. So there you go...Shiscuits...Enjoy using it and playing it!

I'm afraid we don't have any good stuff,only Shiscuits!

by The Burf June 23, 2018