Sharmalade

The translucent orange, sometimes brown similar to the consistency and colour of marmalade (hence malade part of the word), slime that comes out of your anus when you shart .

Ive just sharted and have sharmalade in my underpants

by RumpyPump January 10, 2019

Alphonso Sharland

The ginger drummer from The Hoosiers who keeps a great beat and has awesome facial hair growing abilities.

The Hoosiers
Drummer
'Know any great drummers?'
'Alphonso Sharland from The Hoosiers!'

by akaspiderray December 9, 2012

Shartalanche

Severe "brown snow" weather incident. Usually accompanied by gale force winds, and heavy precipitation.

(1) James warned Chris : "If you drink any more real ale and have to visit the toilet, you will have a shartalanche on your hands ..."

(2) Pierre had eaten some bad mussels for lunch. His decision to go off-piste skiing carried a high risk of starting a shartalanche ...

by Fubby May 18, 2006

shardalard

One who smokes meth to the point of retardation.

Audrey is such a shardalard!

by Sir Spotes Alot October 19, 2007

Sharalan

The hottest and most coolest person you are ever going to meet. They are really enjoyable to be around and are super nice, but they the only problem is most of them are very gay.

I love Sharalan, but only problem is he’s gay

by Littleboylover1963 May 4, 2022

shartland

Shartland/Shartlands is a marsh land or swampy area that has thick, black mud. Sometimes has small rivers and lakes in and around them. Great place to fuck around with your friends in!

"Want to go to shartland?"
"No, i haven't gotten the smell out of my clothes since last time."

by Dr WHO 626 July 12, 2014

Saraland, Alabama

a slut-filled location in south alabama. it is filled with drugs and gangs but is suprisingly a pleasant place to live and has many amazing people. most teens walk wherever they want to go because it is so small and its more convieniant to walk most the time.

Damn i love Saraland, Alabama!

by Meyhem13 May 25, 2011