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Hardening of the sharteries

When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.

This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.
"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."

"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."
by turdmeister July 13, 2009
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sharkiesha

a person who will punch the soul out of you
sharkiesha: (punch,kick)

shanikua: ...................................
by dqfdyqidgusgdkus December 4, 2013
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For Suresies

'For sure', but in a totally adorable way
So are we meeting in the back of the alley today?
-Oh for suresies
by Anna Kasabyan January 8, 2009
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Mexicans with Sharpies

The small group of young hispanic ladies who get a little "creative" while applying eyeliner. See picture
Look at the herd of Mexicans with Sharpies coming at us!
by Smelly80222 April 24, 2006
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Sharese

Sharese is a kind, creative, and talented soul you’ll only meet once in the galaxy. She always seems to find the positive side of life, but this is annoying to some around her. Shareses can be over trusting which leads to her being used, but Sharese is not naive. She is the bridge to all relationships around her. When she’s finds good people she introduces them to her other friends around her causing a chain reaction of bonds. Sharese strives for excellence and is one of the smartest people around. Most of all Sharese loves to love, but doesn’t open up to everyone at first. When you find a Sharese, treasure her. For she is one of a kind.
I wish I was as smart as Sharese.

Sharese is so different
by -Sharese October 23, 2019
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Sharries

A fictional Nadsat word found in the book by Anthony Burgess, A Clockwork Orange, meaning "buttocks".

Nadsat is a constructed slang dialect of English with many Russian influences invented by the linguist, novelist, and composer Anthony Burgess
Come and get a boot up your sharries, sir!
I like the way her sharries shake when she walks.
by Walkwithmeinhell December 27, 2007
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sharkiesha

Sharkiesha-(V.)1.When a woman beats another woman as if she were a child under the age of 5. Getting the sharkiesha is not a regular beatdown, but a beating where the victim is so physically or mentally incapable of fighting back they go down like a little bitch.
That bitch gave ol' girl the sharkiesha! Now she o'er there cryin'!
by PinnaclePrime November 27, 2013
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