The fast-talking speed-god of capitalism and destroyer of libtards. This mythical beasts uses facts and logic to destroy socialists and p-word moisture. His one weakness is his undeniable love for AOC feet pics, and he will do anything to even catch a glimpse of them. It is said, if he desires he could drop a fire rap track, and raps better and faster than Eminem. Some say he doesn’t even exist. One of the few entities in the world to host Pewdiepie’s Meme review.
by SnazzyK September 18, 2020
by Inertia Longtrail April 12, 2007
The name of a man who is all about business, and enjoys solitude. It's very difficult to grab hold of a Shapiro, as he is always conducting his own business in one way or another. Often, a Shapiro will be spotted drinking a Shapiro while speeding in the Shapiro Speedway off the Shapiro islands. In short, slang for fecal matter.
by nunbiz4646 March 5, 2014
Vocalist of a music group called timeflies. He is a singer and free-styler. His ultra-charming looks make people swoon. He is also extremely terrified of strawberries, although no one (including himself) is sure why.
Cal Shapiro is the singer for timeflies. Some of his best works include I Choose U, Swoon, One Night, and Ride.
by YaBoyLin December 28, 2013
Renowned hypotheticalist. He hates everything that's left. He wouldn't even take a left turn while driving even if his life counted on it. He also has a wife, trust me, he does, and she's a doctor.
Guy 1 - "So I was watching a podcast on TV and there was this one annoying dude who kept blabbering about radical leftists in a squirrel-like high pitched bullet train voice
Guy 2 -"I think you were listening to Ben Shapiro."
Guy 2 -"I think you were listening to Ben Shapiro."
by FactuallyCorrect September 19, 2021
Shen Bapiro > Ben Shapiro
by Inquisitive Walnut March 22, 2022
by Coolgoy September 20, 2021