shanker 

Someone who fails to do something they were supposed to do. Shanking can be deliberate or accidental, the key aspect is just that they failed to come through on something.

Someone not showing up to their friend's party is just a flake.
But not showing up, and also forgetting they were supposed to bring the tap, that is a shanker.

shanker by mad scientist August 28, 2006

shanker 

a fat, short, meaty little penis, usualy weilded by obese children.

look at that fat kid's shanker, its so short and fat!

that girl doesnt like me because i have a shanker.

shanker by sausage robino December 12, 2008

Shanker 

UK colloquial expression to offer a solution that has nothing to do with the problem.

The nurse totally shankered and suggested taking an aspirin against my sprained ankle; The lawyer shankered the rules of origin problem by stating that the WTO agreements had already solved the issue.

Shanker by FBFE October 29, 2018

shanker mechanic 

A doctor who treats genital sores

I've got a infected sores on my dick so I have to visit the shanker mechanic

shanker mechanic by pumper47 April 14, 2021

SHANKER STANKER

TO TAKE THE MOST HARSH, FOUL, STANK DUMP AND KNOW EVERYONE IN A 100FT RADIUS IS GOING TO HIT THE WALL OF SMELL.

JERRY WENT IN AND DROPPED A SHANKER STANKER AND THE SMELL LINGERED THROUGHOUT THE OFFICE.

SHANKER STANKER by BIRDIEGREG1 August 14, 2011

Shanker on the prick of progress 

interruption of progress as a shanker is a 70s term of a sore from syphilis male genital

We tried to unload the truck but Ed was a shanker on the prick of progress

Shanker on the prick of progress by John P 5280 August 21, 2010

Big Meaty Shanker 

A huge, gross booger. One that is so stuck up one's nose that it frequently has to be picked out.

Man, I really feel like wiping this big meaty shanker on my boss's doorknob.

Big Meaty Shanker by Fucknuggetz August 26, 2017