clappin spank monkey

A person whos so high they they dont laugh, they clap/ or/ someone who get the clap after fucking someone they dont know.

she got the clap after fuckin that random at that party last night

by EyYo Froshie December 16, 2004

spank monkey man

a term used by a wife for her husband because he doesn't get enough sex and has to wank a lot instead.

your such a spank monkey man you fat bastard.

by thistlemuncher May 14, 2011

shanky monkey

a shanky monkey is a phenomenal specimen, usually caught residing in the depths of nigeria, with many big black men. his physical appearance is true to a long, thin, black, scrumptious stick. he has multiple associates who constantly bully the poor shanky monkey, and few friends who watch and laugh. his mother considers him a complete and utter embarrassment to the monkeys. he is not thick, strong, or as sexy as he should be. shanky is the very embodiment of "almost there" and his brethren make sure to let him know it.

you could have been a doctor, but you ended up a shanky monkey

by shankyisblackandproud April 28, 2022

Stank monkey

Means “fart” from the book series Dog Man and Cat Kid, a children’s comic book series.

“Who popped a fluffy? Who pinched a stank monkey? Who blew the brown bugle?”

by littlewatermelon0707 April 28, 2025

Spank Ze Monkey

A game in which two men (not gay) jerk each other off vigorously until one blows his load. After the winner may choose to call the guy a faggot and blow his load onto his face.

Dude me and gouch were playing Spank Ze Monkey yesterday and i totally fucking lost! He blew his load onto my eye and called me a faggot, humiliating as shit.

by purpleslingeryo July 8, 2011

Spank My Monkey

another way of saying to masturbate; to beat off.

"I get so much ass I never find time to spank my monkey."

by J-Al January 3, 2009

spank the monkey

When a man masterbates or strokes his penis

All of a sudden, he pulled down his pants and started spanking that monkey!

by The Molster March 4, 2004