scarberry

Generic definition that indicates someone cool or badass and better than you; this definition is of course written by a scarberry

That guy is so scarberry that his farts smell like fresh baked chocolate chip cookies and he can bench press a 4 month old elephant.

by Morris, Zack February 11, 2010

Spamberry

Slang term for Blackberry.

My damn Spamberry keeps buzzing me.

by Modnoc December 11, 2006

shameberry

The scent of a man when he walks out of a strip club alone.

A mix of shame and strawberry

Wife: Where were you?

Hubby: Oh, nowhere, just hanging out with friends

Wife: Who? candy and destiny? you smell like shameberry

by bookemdano January 21, 2011

Showberryness

The particular flavour of shock, shame, guilt and revulsion experienced when you go to sit on a public toilet expecting the kiss of cold plastic, and find it pre-warmed by a pair of unfamiliar buttocks.

Showberryness only ever applies when sharing a strangers second hand bum warmth in a cramped cubicle comes as a complete shock. Showberryness is always spiced with a degree of surprise.

The degree of showberryness experienced is directly proportional to the heat of the toilet seat, from an almost imperceptible reaction to a lukewarm / borderline cold seat, to barely suppressed nausea caused by a recent volcano arsed occupant.

Although showberryness is usually a fleeting sensation, a 'flashback' variant is not uncommon if you discover who you caught showberryness off soon after the event.

Disambiguation:
If you hang around in puplic toilets waiting for strangers to vacate cubicles so you can kiss cheeks at one remove, then you either live somewhere very cold and have developed a commendable survival technique, or you're fucking perverted. Neither of these examples can be classed as true showbberryness.

I got pure showberryness in trap 2 earlier.

by yonabout June 6, 2011

ShitBerry

Another name for a BlackBerry Smartphone, commonly used when it is malfunctioning.

This ShitBerry is absolutely doing my head in.

by Noggal March 11, 2011

Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome

A condition in which the affected individual(s) is anywhere from mildly amusing to very exciting to be around in real life, but has no apparent redeeming values on the internet; i.e. typing "lol," using "smilies," and acting as a tardus extremus in the matters of abbreviation, humor, and spelling.

Tommy: Brian seemed somewhat cool at the party last night, but when I talked to him online...
*flashback ensues*
Tommy FArtanyan: Hey, I just added you to my buddy list.
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: who is dis
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: o tommy rite/
Tommy FArtanyan: Are you drinking?
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: wat
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: r u ther
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: th3ere**
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: thrtr*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: godamnit lol
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: THREE*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: LMAO! THERE!
Tommy FArtanyan: G-gotta go!
Tommy FArtanyan signed off 12:30:22
*flashback ends*
Tommy: I guess the screen name he gave me should have given it away!
Kiko: CLASSIC case of Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome!
Tommy: ?
Kiko: *chomp*

by Kiko February 3, 2004

snazberry

what a kid who just ate a bag of weed and mushrooms says in the most random moment while sitting in the back of the police car and licking the glass separating the back seats from the front

The snazberries taste like snazzberries

by Ravi June 23, 2003