shameful shitter

contrary to a "shameless shitter" a shameful shitter will hold it in for hours before daring to go into a public restroom, they rather wait 'till they get home or in a case of an emergency they will scout out a lonesome or retreated restroom and proceed to shit and run, but they will do it in a continued state of terror and anxiety that someone will come in and smell their aroma or hear their farts, in such case they will wait for hours until the restroom is clear of people to avoid the "Walk of Shame"

Wife : Honey can't you go any faster? I'm prairie dogging!!

Husband : Why didn't you go at the mall?

Wife : The restroom was full and you know I'm a shameful shitter, now step on it!!

by joshua700 October 6, 2009

Shanfoolery

A combination of two of the greatest words in the English language: shenanigans and tomfoolery. Used in much of the same way as shenanigans yet way more awesome.

Shanfoolery is often a positive connotation that describes ones mischief.

Antonym: nanfoolery

Hey what type of shanfoolery are you getting into tonight?

I am going to stop this shanfoolery and get myself a burrito.

by Shanfooled again April 25, 2009

Shameful Sweater

When you are stuck on the toilet with no toilet paper and must resort to using a sweater. Shameful.

A) My uncle had no toilet paper....I had to use a sweater to wipe my ass. I wonder what became of that shameful sweater.

by Bobs Sweater Factory November 26, 2011

shamfoof

when you wash your hair and your butthole gets some of the shampoo in it and later when you fart it smells like shampoo

i was soo nervous when i farted in front of my boyfriend but he just said he liked my perfume...what??i thought he was being sarcastic then i realized it must have been a shamfoof

by CK3388 September 12, 2005

shamebooking

putting down anyone or the general public in a Facebook post for something that one may perceive to be offensive (but may or may not be in reality); similar to gossiping.

Sara: posted a picture of someone not 'at their best' with the comment, "Oh, so who does this look like?! I laughed my ass off when I saw it! hahahaha!"

Brittany: thought to herself, "There goes Sara again, shamebooking her friends, doesn't she realize we see this?!?!"

by deekayCA February 4, 2010

shampooli

Originated from the word Shamali, this nickname has been given to Adam AlShamali, this nicknames means that someone is a god and is untouchable just like Adam. This term is also used for alpha males and handsome men.

“Damn bruh that guy is almost shampooli”

by iloveshamali123 March 22, 2019

Shameful Bidet

When you have no toilet paper, so you clean your dirty ass in the shower.

Man, because of the toilet paper shortage as a result of Coronavirus, I've had to shameful bidet every day!

by handerson1 March 15, 2020