shampube

The act of wasing one's hair (on one's noggin), and applying the leftover shampoos to one's pubic hair. May sometimes be carried out for masturbational purpose rather than for hygienic one. Believed to be carried out often by a Jacob, and possibly by a Thomas.

Mum: What the hell were you doing in the bathroom for the last 30minutes!!??
Jacob: What the hell mum, I needed to shampube.

by HAHAboiii November 5, 2009

Shampube

Verb: to wash or bathe your pubic hair with shampoo.

Tim: Yo, man, I heard that she shampubes. I don't think I'd trust it.

Jon: Hell yea, so do I. I like keeping things fresh. I shampube everytime I shower.

*awkward silence*

Tim: Oh.

by adamadeus December 21, 2009

Shampubes

When you wash your hair (with shampoo) and the shampoo has gone down your body and gathered up in your pubic hair. Sometimes you will notice when you have gotten out of the shower, meaning you have to get back in to rinse your pubes.

(from outside the bathroom)
"Why've you turned the shower back on?"

(from inside the bathroom)
"I got out and looked down- turned out I had shampubes."

by Ten Inch Stew February 21, 2014

shampube

the act of shampooing ones pubic hair

Bro 1: dude i totes need to shampube before my big date
Bro 2: TMI bro, TMI

by BigDaveyP July 4, 2014

shampube

A special bottle of shampoo that is used for your pubic hair.

Boy: Dad I need some more shampube
Man: I just bought you some last week!

by Guid-Master October 6, 2012

Shamember

To remember with shame something so embarrassing and it causes you to shudder.

*shudder I just shamembered what I said to that girl when I was black out drunk at that party. So embarrassing! I hate myself.

by Mabus armaggedo August 16, 2017

shamebenching

When sitting on a bench drinking alcohol, eating chips and shaming people that walk by

Starts with:

‘Dude, wanna go shamebenching?’

‘Hey, look at that fat bitch with her fake tit blonde friend’

*laughter immediately breaks out*

by Shamebenchers July 16, 2019