Shakespeare

That english guy who probably never shaked any pear.

Damn! He's so good at English. He's the 2nd Shakespeare.

by unmol December 9, 2022

Shakespeare

An amazing guy whom English teachers love to rape for some reason.

If you think Shakespeare sucks, its time you changed your English teach!

by Facebookeshwaridebi February 9, 2012

shakespeare

v. \ˈshāk-ˌspir\ To invent, or otherwise put a new word into practice.

Dude, I just shakespeared the word lesbianesque!

by th1138 August 20, 2010

Shakespeare

One of histories first signs of emo.

Canst thou, O cruel! say I love thee not,
When I against myself with thee partake?
Do I not think on thee, when I forgot
Am of myself, all tyrant, for thy sake?
Who hateth thee that I do call my friend?
On whom frown'st thou that I do fawn upon?
Nay, if thou lour'st on me, do I not spend
Revenge upon myself with present moan?
What merit do I in myself respect,
That is so proud thy service to despise,
When all my best doth worship thy defect,
Commanded by the motion of thine eyes?
But, love, hate on, for now I know thy mind;
Those that can see thou lovest, and I am blind.
--Shakespeare

by Davemeistro April 16, 2006

Shakespeare

The name not the writer, He's good at basketball he smells good, he can be a player at times and once he makes you fall for him, he'll ditch you. He has the deepest dimples and dresses decent, he's tall and muscular. He is hispanic and has beautiful brown eyes.

Girl 1: woah whos that hoittie over there
Girl 2: I bet you thats a Shakespeare

by iloveshakespeare69 October 10, 2017

Shakespeare

A method of torture used by English teachers on their students for their own sick amusment and the cause of a surge of sparknotes.com users

did the teach give you shakespeare too?!

by dramagirl3 December 3, 2008

Shakespeare

A guy who wrote good plays that confuses the hell out of amerians

"what the f*ck does Sonnet 36 mean? and what about 1-154?"

by lalalala October 22, 2003