shake my dick

A term used to describe something that doesn't mean shit, or can be accomplished with ease.

The phrase was brought to fruition by the great wide receiver Randy Moss.

Reporter: Randy how are you gonna pay the NFL for your $10,000 fine?
Randy: Straight cash homie, Randy don't right checks, what's 10 grand to me? Next time I might shake my dick

Randy shook his dick at the NFL's fine.

by Clint Toris July 11, 2016

Shake hands with Dick Cheney

Urination. Particularly by means of a penis.

Hey Bob, save me a spot in that meeting. I have to drop by the bathroom to shake hands with Dick Cheney.

by Syne May 7, 2008

shame dick

A casual sex partner that you are not particularly proud of but also can't seem to resist because their a good lay.

Don't tell anyone but last night after the party I caved and hooked up with shame dick... Promise you'll try to stop me next time.

by Tipsy Philosophy April 23, 2019

Snake Dick

A sexually transmitted disease in which the male genitalia becomes swollen and scaly. It begins to feel of leather.

Oh man... I need to go to the doctor I’m starting to look like I have a bad case of the snake dick.

by Grandmasthetits March 13, 2020

Snake Dick

When one person has a boner and slaps his friend in the face brutally with the dick while semen is on the tip. The semen acting as the snake venom, and the dick acting as a snake

Man! I just snake dicked Richard Sherman so perfectly!

by Gman0371 May 7, 2018

Shaky Dick

The first time a dick sees a pussy pussy it shakes wildly, resulting in premature ejaculation premature ejaculation.

Girl: "Are you ready?"
*Girl spreads her legs*
Boy: "OH FUCK YE.... Shit!"
Black guy climbing in from window: "Shit boy. He's got a serious Shaky Dick

by Jack D Chicken December 6, 2015

Snake dick

When the skin around your balls and dick is very dry.

Ahh dude i have a Snake dick.
its so itchy

by dicktionary man January 19, 2018