shagwan

synonym for "dibs" - meaning ownership over something

I shagwaned that (i got dibs on that)

by #&@^$*%($ June 24, 2007

shitwagon

A car in piss poor condition that not even a hobo would sleep in. Usually smells like the county landfill from it's previous owners' offspring spilling soda and crapping their pants in the backseats. Called a shitwagon because of it's similarity to what a farmer hauls fertilizer in.

Jim's car is a total shitwagon.

by DennisIsEvil October 7, 2006

Shag Wagon

A van used for having sexual intercourse in the back. A term personified by the great pizza delivery driver, Gary Burgess.

"I can rarely pick up any chicks driving this shag wagon, but it sure has its perks when I do!"

by nikthenyetminder November 18, 2004

Shag Wagon

Mainly a station wagon one uses for fucking. One of the only benefits of having a station wagon is having a lot of room to carry things, or to have sex!

I have to live my station wagon, I mean shag wagon up to its name!!

This girl is DTF but I have no where to do it, wait I got my old trusty shag wagon.

by German Nieto February 9, 2009

slagwagon

Not your average slag, will take it anyplace, anywhere, anytime with anyone maybe everyone at once.

That slagwagon took micky up the arse and his mate jim up the front last night at the same time

by Frank Curran March 5, 2005

slagwagon

Any taxi, car, minivan, motorbike, hovercraft or other method of automotive vehicular transport seen in the vicinity of a popular nightclub or bar, intent on ferrying gaggles of intoxicated mid-twenties women; either as fare or as an attempt to gain sexual favours.

"Dude, we're not going to get a cab from here. These are all slagwagons."

Jennifer's friends convinced her there was nothing wrong with getting blind drunk and taking a slagwagon home.

by DarkPansy May 19, 2009

Shartwagon

Verbe: The act of farting in an inescapable enclosed area. (i.e. an elevator, or car in motion)

Noun: An alternate term for a Douchebag

1) I just turned this elevator into a shartwagon ride to the penthouse

2) Its gonna be a long ride to the jam-basket in this shartwagon.

2) You are such a Shartwagon

by Shartwagon September 2, 2010