Shafty Nut

Sexy ass kid named Nick Humphrys

Shafty Nut is hot asf

by Jesuslations January 3, 2021

Shafty

Someone who is particularly of canadian descent and is a dick to people.

Ex.1

Frankie: Shut up shafty

Shafty kid: DONT CALL ME SHAFTY!!!

Frankie: Go away shafty

Shafty Kid: Dont you mouth off to me or ill slap you RIGHT in the penis

Ex.2

Joe: hey look, that kid moved here from canada

Bill: Its getting way to shafty out here.

by shaftysimmonds September 18, 2010

Shafty Weiner

When a weiner's shaft is at least 8 inches in length to where the head of the penis is almost inexistent. The shafts width must be at least 2 inches wide as well.

She really wanted to fuck so i whipphed out my shafty weiner and said, " Sit on this shit BITCH"

by Shafty Mcshamus November 22, 2009

Shafty

Run down/old but cosy, makes you feel at home but not modern or shiny.

"That house is so shafty"
"I know, it looks really cosy"

by YaKnow_Stuff June 17, 2018

shafty bastard

a diabolical person (see: sly poots)

he slaped my moma what a shafty bastard!

by SPG October 23, 2003

Shafty Maguire

Best fucking band ever

I listened to a Shafty Maguire song today. It owned.

by Exthuse February 13, 2005

shafty bastard

terrible at enemy territory and/or extremely emo

You know that team seven clan and especially that shafty bastard is terrible at enemy territory

by Kenyon_45 July 16, 2008