Shaffle

A small amount of sexual indulgence. A potential precursor to foreplay.

"She's been giving me signals all night? I think I'll go in for the shaffle!"

by Bigger Dickus April 23, 2009

Shuffles

When you have multiple songs stuck in your head that keep changing. Derived from the IPod's Shuffle option.

Dude, I've got The Beatles, Led Zepplin, and Lady Gaga stuck in my head.
Looks like you've got a case of the Shuffles.

by Nacho Mouse May 17, 2011

Swaffles

Soggy waffles. Much like Ookie Cookies and Biscuits and gravy, but the waffle holes hold the jizz alot better for the all you can eat feeling.

You guys totally busted out into swaffles last night around 4 am.

by hawk239128 June 16, 2009

snaffles

Snaffles are obtained through smoking marijuana. They are not, contrary to popular belief, the same as the munchies. A requirement of the munchies is that one is genuinely hungry. The snaffles are when you reach the stage where you feel physically bloated, and would (under sober circumstances) never continue eating, yet you do.

Oh man, I had the snaffles so bad last night, I thought I was going to explode.

by Citzen Snips June 26, 2008

Saffles

Someone who is described of having the short end of the stick. A potential down-syndrome client. A douchebag of high caliber. Considered being one of the greatest insults to be given next to being called "retarded"

Guy 1: Dude, you know what you're acting like right now? You're acting like a saffles.

Guy 2:...Don't you ever call me that ever again.

by UAC Mars Research Team November 7, 2010

shuffles

a black man or woman whom seems to take forever to cross
the street
this is an attitude brought on by the fact that because they
take the bus and you drive;you are not any better than they are!

Next time one of those niggers plays shuffles in the cross
walk with me again.i'm going to use him as a hood ornament!
FRIEND; Can I hit the gas?

by driver_im8 July 10, 2009

shaffled

To be shocked and baffled. A version of disappointment that isn’t so depressing and pathetic.

I was so shaffled by his actions.

by joshy-and-zach December 20, 2022