sexiled

When politely asked or forced from one's room in order to create the private atmosphere most roommates need for coitus with their special friends. Incidentally, it is what I am right now.

Shit, It's 1 am and my roommate sexiled me. He's been goin' since 10 pm, don't I ever get to sleep?

by Insousiant October 28, 2005

sexiled

The past-participle of the verb sexile.
To be banished from one's room (most often, a single-space dormitory room) so that the roommate may engage in private sexual intercourse. Generally speaking, sodomy, cunninglingus, fellatio, and most forms of foreplay consitute grounds for sexiling.

"Last night my roomate brought back some grotsky ho and I was sexiled to the student lounge."

by Mikael S. April 19, 2006

sexpile

a collection of five or more fine watches laid across a table or other surface with random order.

My sexpile is more grand than yours. You are a sub-par watch collector.

by Yung Club January 22, 2020

sexiled

To be "exiled" or banished from the dorm while it is being used by a roommate wanting privacy for (often overnight) sexual activity.
It is a common phenomenon at college, often done willingly by arrangement, which may include telltale signs to show the room is being used (i.e. a strategically placed sock or tie). Where sexiling becomes too regular and inconsiderate, the solution is another Urban Dictionary favourite = Cockblocking.

I was sexiled last night when Brad wanted to take a girl back to our room to stay the night.

by DrBrodski January 3, 2009

sexile

verb: to sexile
comes from combining "sex" and "exile," meaning to kick someone out of a house/room/dorm for means of fornicating.

Mark sexiled me from our room so he could be alone with Laticia, his new lover.

by harriet the spy February 11, 2005

Sexile Island

A "place" a sexiled person goes when one's roommate is using the room to fornicate with his/her current interest.

A: "Why are you hanging out in the study lounge? It's 2 AM on a Thursday?"
B: "I'm just chilling on sexile island."
A: Oh, fuckin sucks.

by queenofsexileisland May 10, 2009

Sexilepsy

When you have sex with someone and they have no discernable rythym, as if they have sex-epilepsy.

- That girl I took home from the bar last night was so hot but she kept moving around randomly like she experienced sexilepsy!

- I had the worst sex of my life this weekend with this girl who went into 'sexileptic' shock!

by Knuckler7 September 29, 2009