sex with a banana 

When a girl is too young/cheap/shy to buy a dildo, she'll take a nice ripe banana from the kitchen, and shove it up there.

ohmigod! im so cheap i dont have money! how will i satisfy myself! *grabs banana* sex with a banana!

sex with a banana by bananasarefun March 21, 2007

sex with a banana 

A girl who doesn't have a dildo will sometimes use a banana. She'll balance it on a pile of really tall pillows, and then straddle them, which forces the banana deeper inside allowing it to put more pressure on her clitoris. She'll rock back and forth, leaning forward and back, even bounce up and down to force it in and out.

Done by virgins most of the times, a lot of girls these days break their hymen by themselves so it doesn't hurt their first time.

I felt really horny last night and didn't have my dildo nearby so I grabbed a banana and rammed it deep inside. God having sex with a banana feels sooo good!

sex with a banana by alanafrommontana October 22, 2006

Banana ear sex

During foreplay, the ear is lubricated with banana (previously peeled). Hence sex involving the ear and penis is vastly improved. The male then places his knob into the unsuspecting females ear, thrusting unforgivingly.

"I gave Allie banana ear sex violently whilst thinking of my mother."

Banana ear sex by Tostephilarm October 4, 2008

Mongolian Banana Bread Sex Position 

The non-sexual act of eating Mongolian banana bread while eating with Mongolian chopsticks. Note that you must be Mongolian to do this sexual position. If not, you must be of Iranian decent living in America while having sex and eating non-Mongolian banana bread with non-Mongolian chopsticks AND do something sexually related. ex: Masturbation, Blumpkin, Handjob, Blowjob, Dirty Smurf, Double Penetration, etc.

This is the ONLY sexual position that does not require sex at all. With the exception of being Persian while living in America, but the Persians MUST be doing something sexually.

Also take note that ONLY Mongolians from Mongolia or Persians that live in the United States are able to do this.

Me: Haha, Marshall just texted me saying that he's doing the Mongolian banana bread sex position.

Some other dude: But he's not Mongolian. He's a Persian living in America....

Me: Exactly....

Some other dude: Ohhhh...

Me and Some other dude: YAAAAAAAAAAAY! (Inside joke)

Mongolian Banana Bread Sex Position by Sir Eezoh September 16, 2010

banana butt sex 

when people have butt/anal sex with a man, and they have the sudden urge to shove a banana up their own ass so they can enjoy double penetration. The Double penetration is your dick in the guys ass and the banana in your ass.

I fucking walked in on my friends have banana butt sex. Fucking fags!!

banana butt sex by shawn May 27, 2004

Bananal sex 

Portmanteau of banana and anal sex. Of, or relating to, the insertion of bananas into the rectum.

Jeff and I had this amazing bananal sex yesterday!

Bananal sex by Johananal July 13, 2007

bananna sex 

Something that can substitute a dildo.

*The woman was horny and didn't have a man or dildo, so she got the bananna and inserted it as if it were a dildo*

bananna sex by Some D00D August 22, 2003