Seoism

Seoism The cult following the methods of living used by the Seo family.

"Hey you should learn the ways of seoism!"

by Fellow Seo. March 27, 2009

Ego-Seismic

the belief and/or personality that wherever you are or live is immune to earthquakes simply because you are present there

Link has an ego-seismic personality and thinks that the only reason North Carolina never had an earthquake when he was there simply because he was present.

by GiantPandaKing December 13, 2012

Seismic Toss

A sexual act in which the male gyrates his pelvis in a rotating motion while recieving oral sex.

"Dude, last night I gave my girlfriend a seismic toss while we were listening to Prince!"
"Niiiice."

by Master Machoke February 13, 2009

Subway sexists

Such a holy song

Subway sexists is so holy

I am a registered sex offender
I stuck my dick into a blender
Your mom is a transgender
I am a professional nudesender
You know that i be dominating
My cock and balls are rotating
Ice on my wrist i could go skating
Between thick tighs i am suffocating
I have a huge fucking cock
I nut inside my sock
I walk around in crocks
While my dick is harder than a rock
I fuck bitches in school
Cause you know im fucking cool
I jump inside my pool
I take a hit from my juul
I dont actually smoke
Butt i make your bitch choke
Once i give someone i stroke
My cock is hard like oak
You know im dropping fire
You can sing my song in the quire
They fall me quacmire
No they dont but at least it rhymes

by Legoiswatchingyou May 10, 2021

Seiso

Seiso is a Japanese word that is used to describe a woman's character and appearance.

In a general sense, it means a woman who has a humble character, a clean appearance, uses beautiful words, and has beautiful posture and movements.
On the other hand, in the case of neatness used in the context of Vtuver, the meaning is slightly different.
Specifically, it adds not being lewd to its original meaning.

Seiso: When a lewd topic comes up, she doesn't like it. She skillfully changes the topic to the next one or is embarrassed.
Not Seiso: When a lewd topic comes up, she actively uses it to entertain and enliven the audience.

Seiso: She does not raise lewd topics. She will ignore or scold viewer comments when they are made on such topics.
Not Seiso: She may raise lewd topics to entertain viewers and herself.

by DeepJ January 1, 2022

Seismic fart

An earth shattering fart so disgustingly raunchy and ratchet that one must feel bad for the chair and/or wall that once stood, before the catastrophe occurred. In some cases the 'Seismic fart' can destroy an entire study session, leaving behind trace amounts of fallout that can last for days.

Devin: Hey Luke, what was the atomic weight for Germanium?
Luke: Oh yeah it was --
*Seismic fart rips through the air*
Luke: Never mind that, we need to search for survivors now!
Devin: agreed!

by lucky spice February 6, 2013

Jane Segismundo

The walking definition of an asshole in real life. Because her face is an ass and her mouth is a hole. So she's literally a walking asshole.

No one's a bigger asshole than Jane Segismundo

by Evilisallthingsyou June 17, 2022