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Rata Serpiente

An individual in an work setting with habits of a rat and snake. The rata serpiente utilizes the strongest attributes of the snake and rat to improve status, position, or prestige. Although they may seem harmless, the rata serpiente has a venom that paralyzes its prey with its hypodermic fangs and long meaningless conversations. The rata serpiente will always attack when prey is not looking or in low light situations. The fangs are retractable to allow the sucking of penises to improve power, while their scales coil and warm the balls, and the tail may be used tickle the anus. Their weaknesses are superior predator pack animals, or strong willed intellectuals. Movie examples include Fredo Corleone from Godfather, and Uncle Scar from The Lion King. Word is Bond
As long as we have the rata serpiente in our company, no one will be safe.

He's such a cool guy, Naw Fuck that dude he's a cheater and a rata serpiente.
I got fired, and didn't see it coming, that fucking rata serpiente.
by Da Lone Wolf April 15, 2021
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mechanically seperated chicken

The main ingrediant in Slim Jims (C).
WTF!? My Slim Jim is made of mechanically seperated chicken!!!
by ju7j65y6j56y546hbigbertha June 11, 2006
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Serrated Condom

Noun; A condom produced by Trojan that is serrated like a steak knife. A serrated condom adds the benefit of pain to pleasure.
Dave: Man that girl is so hot, but such a bitch
Brent: Yeah man, just fuck her with the serrated condom to teach her a lesson
Dave: classic
by bevelan December 16, 2011
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sexperate

1. An older single person treading the fine line between looking sexy and looking desperate.
2.This look.
Even though she was in her forties, Jane plumped for the shorter skirt and high heels. A night at a singles evening called for the sexperate look.
by Graham Beilby November 13, 2007
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dio serpente avvelenato

Dio serpente avvelenato is a common italian exclamation that sounds like"god is a poisoned snake". It is often used in veneto when granfathers caught granchildren pranking them. It is now used also as a normal expression of disappointment. Almost everybody use it
"Dio serpente avvelenato! Fatteli da' dalla mamma, un sei mica ofrano!"

"Dio serpente avvelenato! Ask them to your mother, you're not an orphan!"
by ebbbri February 8, 2014
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Seperated

when things are far apart
When your eyebrows no longer want you

distance

Bye
Sidney groombridges eyebrows are dead ass seperated
Sidney groombridges eyebrows are slowly seperating from eachother, they got a divorce
by Bitc.hh September 14, 2016
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serprender

That feeling you get when someone throws you a surprise party, but runs out of cheese before you show up. So they send Beyleg down to the dungeon to get more cheese. When suddenly the floor collapses below your feet, and you end up in the dungeon. And then it hits you. The safe word is banana!!!
"Serprender!!! Umm... We started the party already, but we ran out of cheese, so Bayleg went downstairs to get more."
by XIL3M August 17, 2016
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