Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake

A line from American Pie: The Wedding. It basically means "holy shit, I didn't expect this..."

Steve Stiffler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake!

by Lemon Duck February 19, 2009

a series of unfortunate events

A most unfortunate series following the miserable tales of the three Baudelaire children: Violet, Klaus, and Sunny. When their parents die in a mysterious fire, the orphans are sent to a variety of guardians. But no matter where they are sent, Count Olaf, a greedy and malicious man, follows them and hatches scheme after scheme to steal the immense fortune the Baudelaire parents left behind.

In A Series of Unfortunate Events, the Baudelaires find out about a terrible secret concerning Count Olaf, but the only thing they know about it are the initials V.F.D.

'When we drive away in secret,
You'll be a Volunteer,
So don't scream when we take you,
The World is Quiet Here.'

by mortalie November 6, 2006

A Series of Unfortunate Events

A Netflix series, movie and book series about three siblings who are chased around by an evil man named Count Olaf who wants to steal their enormous fortune. It is also the 2nd greatest thing ever created.

Person 1: Want to go to the mall today?
Person 2: No thanks, I need to watch Season 3 of A Series of Unfortunate Events and then binge watch the whole series again once I've finished it :) And then I also need to watch the movie and read the rest of the books.

by i dont need a username March 2, 2019

A Series of Unfortunate Events

A book series by Lemony Snicket involving the unfortunate happenings of sibilings Viloet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire.

There are mnay books in the series, as well a recently opened movie.

by bobie December 3, 2004

pulling a serge

When a guy will throw it in any, and i do mean any, girl. He doesn't care if they are fat, or ugly, or handicapped. Just as long as he gets his nut off. But hey, he's just trying to help them out.

Man you were so wasted last night, you were pulling a serge.

by Manny Daddy August 7, 2007

A series of meaty beneathies

The act of putting a passed out/sleeping person on a skateboard and hurtling them underneath a squatting person as they defecate a series of short quick bursts of moist befoulment onto the moving soul beneath them. NOTE: In order to be granted 'series' status, there must be at least three seperate arse-discharges, otherwise it is only a 'meaty beneathy'.

Did you guys see Dave get a series of meaty beneathies last night at Kevin's party? He looked like a shit avalanche rolling down the driveway.

by Zonal K November 25, 2019

A Series of Unfortunate Events

The time period between the arrival of Columbus and the establishment of land reservations for the original inhabitants of what is now currently called the United States.

see Fucked Over

European Settler: "Here's a blanket covered with disease, thanks for the corn!"
Native: "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
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Teacher: "And that children, began a series of unfortunate events."

by Cavan Armastus December 5, 2009