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Semenalia

Collectibles, antiques, crafts, and items of interest that are somehow associated with seminal fluid, ejaculation, or the pure joy of jacking off.
That cum rag that you leave under your mattress is disgusting semenalia.
by Douchbag Steve September 19, 2019
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seminal vestibule

Somebody who has been filled with semen sexually, either male or female.
Jenny: I got fucked so hard im a seminal vestibule
by Joel Allan June 22, 2006
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seminal valve

The tube located in a man or hermaphrodite's penis from which the white glory bursts forth, usually accompanied by grunting and or moaning sounds of pleasure.
Caleb prodded his seminal valve with a toothpick and exploded on it with his hot, sticky love juice.
by mandingo_smash July 22, 2014
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Seminal Reaction

The explosive reaction from over stimulation of common activities
This Digiorno pizza was so good I had a seminal reaction in my pants.
by NeoRage211 September 9, 2010
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Seminal Trappings

artistic expression used to describe the latest flood of cookie cutter songs from every current-era male pop musician. Recognizable by the usual accompaniment of pianos or violins, these are the songs that are inducing the collective menstrual cycles of the radio free world. Although usually reserved for male musicians, the term can, in some instances, be applied to the critique of female musicians if the faux-testosterone level is deemed beyond the “Vaginal Moanings” term assigned to the same music.
Male: Recently, while watching VH1, I found myself really enjoying the Seminal Trappings of Matchbox 20.
Female: Recently, while watching VH1, I found myself really enjoying the Seminal Trappings of Amy Winehouse and KT Tunstall.
by John Wesley February 6, 2008
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Semenal Suicide

"He was found face down in a pool of his own semen. I wonder if they'll put Semenal Suicide for cause of death in the paper."
by roflwaffle08 February 23, 2009
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Seminal Short Cake

When a short, robust woman is cream pied
Dude! Last night I turned my girl into a seminal short cake.
by Blossom_Shinagains September 21, 2019
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