status seeker

A person who is always looking to improve their social standing beyond what is reasonable or fitting by acquiring more desirable possessions, taking extravagant vacations, joining exclusive organizations and cultivating new and advantageous social connections in order to impress others.

His vacationing on the Costa del Sol shows what a status seeker he has become.

Being superficial status seekers, they are thinking of buying a new McMansion, even though they don't plan on having a family and already own a house that suits their needs in all respects.

by lifeonearth December 18, 2012

Assylum seeker

One who comes to a more sexually liberated country for the lifestyle.

Akhmed was excited to become an assylum seeker in Sweden!

by I, Wreckerrr December 9, 2016

Seibert

A person with either a large nose, a bowl cut, or the ability to play the clarinet. Descendant of both the squidward and the shanth

Max looked towards the boy, and said

"God, that kid is SUCH a Seibert!"

by sluurp October 25, 2009

german seeker

One who frequents bars and is always on the lookout for women wielding dildos. He is both courageous and enjoys regular sex with prostitutes.

Hide your dildos girls! That there is a german seeker.

by glory maiden December 9, 2009

you gotta seize the opportunity

you gotta take the opportunity

once said by mark lee

"To grasp this taste , grasp you .... so you gotta seize the opportunity"

by grassp February 17, 2021

Droppin' a Seibel

To fart with either extreme stench (room-clearing) or a fart of epic proportions

Dude i ate too much at Taco Bell earlier - I feel like Droppin' a Seibel...

by Blonde Haired Midget January 13, 2011

drug seeker

n. a person who goes to the docter/ER feigning illness in the hopes that they may receive a prescription for their drug of choice. Characterized by the person claiming to have allergies to every drug but the one they want. Much to the seekers dismay, health care providers are taught in school to recognize their obvious addiction.

"Don't believe him, Floyd is a drug seeker; allergic to everything but Percocet, he's here everyday, and was arrested last week for blowing a guy for half a perc."

by keifermail August 23, 2008