segway

1. A scooter like device which is self stabilising. Failed due to high cost.
2. To change the direction of a conversation. A non-sequitor.

1. Is that a Segway? How can you afford that thing?

2. "So have you heard about mom? She's sick" "Oh, my friend is sick to. That sucks" "Nice segway there"

by haiironezumi January 27, 2005

Segway

Possibly the gayest form of transport ever to be invented right up there with roller blading.

Jack: "Hey buddy, whats the hardest thing about riding a segway?"
Craig: "i dunno man"
Jack "Telling your parents you're gay!"

by Wildboys NZ December 22, 2008

Segway

A product that created demand through hype before there was even supply and tricked a bunch of rich dumbasses to buy it, eventhough it's completely worthless.

Maddox completely owned the Segway.

by Brad October 20, 2003

Chimpanzee Riding On a Segway

It's an amazingly genius creation by Parry Grip. It is popular for getting on people's nerves with it's repetetive chorus (which is basically the whole song.)

Person 1: #Chimpanzee riding on a segway....#

Person 2: OMFG turn that crap off now before my ears burn!!!!

Person 1: NEVER!!!! # Chimpanzee riding on a segway bam bam bam bam bam bam...#

by Meh Heh Heh July 9, 2010

segway

Transitioning from knowing "segue" is not spelled "segway" or segueing whilst balanced upon two wheels.

While we rode our Segways to a talking picture, I segued the conversation into the pleasures of adolescent flesh.

by Baron von Mannsechs October 17, 2007

segwaying

the act of riding a segway

Bob and I got ran over by someone who was segwaying

by Joe Pond April 19, 2011

Segway

(verb) to smoke copious amounts of marijuana

"Dude, what are you up to tonight?"
"I'm going to Segway with Bill tonight, want to join?"
"Of course man, you know I'm always down to Segway!"

by SegwayAllDayErryDay May 4, 2012