SEGA Dreamcast

Sega's last game console. Considered by many to be one of the greatest systems of all time. It died only three years after its launch, due to bad decision-making on a corporate level, no support from EA, and hype from Sony's PlayStation 2. Despite this, the Dreamcast still has a strong following, and games are still being produced for it in Japan. The Dreamcast was innovative in the fact that it was the first next-gen system of the four, had online capabilities right out of the box, and presented the first true 3D Sonic game. Many fans believe that this isn't the last Sega console, and that plans for a new system will begin in at least 6 years, or after Sega pays off their debt.

Sega Dreamcast - It's thinking.

by Dr. Atomic January 15, 2005

Seadonkey Exchange

An online dating service such as lavalife where you basically look through an online menu of girls and try to arrange a hookup. High volume traders on the seadonkey exchange frequently arrange to meet their prospective piece of ass in a public place so that if they end up being butt ugly they can easily bail on the chick. Other times, guys will have their friends go to the prospective girls place of employment to see if she is too nasty to hit up. It is a Generally Accepted Seadonkey Principle (GASP), that 95% of the girls on seadonkey exchange websites are repulsive. Yet, some men are attracted to the fuck and chuck aspect of the whorish online women. Seadonkey exchanges should be used sparingly and only in times of desparation as they will most certainly result in a large ashamed list.

Barry: Hey Levi, can you go to REI and see if this chick that works there is worth my time?
Levi: Did you meet her on the seadonkey exchange Barry?
Barry: Yeah, what's the big deal?
Levi: It's just that you already have the biggest ashamed list of anybody I know by far. You sure you want to do this?
Barry: Yeah man, I really need some head and my back massaging tool just doesn't get me off like it used to.

by Lazynutz July 17, 2005

Senad

a commonly misspelled bosnian name. autocorrect chages it to 'send' even though the person being defined is actually named 'Senad'. he is one of the best guy friends EVER. hes smart, funny, sick-minded, short (but growing!), and cute (in a little kid way. or a teddy bear way). quite badass at times, but also can be a fail. loved by many, and has many great friends. favorite words are 'whore', 'slut' and 'hoe'. if you dont know a Senad, go to bosnia and find one, bring him back home, and make him your best friend.

kid: hey! its hug an asian day, so let me hug you!
Senad: but i'm not asian...?
kid: yeah you are. bosnia is in asia.
Senad: no. its in europe.
kid: *feeling like a fail* well never mind then...

by just-around-the-corner April 11, 2011

Sega Dreamcast

The greatest video games console ever made. Ahead of it's time, heck it offered online play in 1999. Offered great games such as Sonic Adventure 1 and 2, Virtua Tennis 1 and 2, Soul Calibur, Marvel vs Capcom and of course introduced us to the NFL 2K series. Sony said that the ps2 was better, many believed it and bought the ps2. The ps2 was not better than the Dreamcast, but because of Sony's bullshit lies, Sega no longer makes consoles and are a shadow of their former selves. Long live the Sega Dreamcast.

Timmy: Remember the Sega Dreamcast?
John: Yeah that thing is like mad old, the ps2 murdered it.
Timmy: Dreamcast was better
John: No it wasn't sony told me so
Timmy: Just play some Dreamcast now
*playing*
John: Fuck me i was wrong, sony lied... the Dreamcast is fucking amazing.

by Dreamcast October 28, 2009

Segalman

A sexual position involving a male and a female in the 69 position. The female engages in oral sex while the male just peers into the pussy.

"Damn that girl is fine, I want to Segalman that ho!"

"My girlfriend and I had a crazy night, we Segalmanned for hours"

"I just walked in on my roommate and some slut Segalmanning, what a bro!"

by Lord Squidowitz May 10, 2011

sebadoh

A rock/indie band of the late 80s and 90s that wrote, recorded and toured, wowwing fans with their loud and folkish songs of love, masturbation and confusion. One founder, Lou Barlow, was apparently kicked out of Dinosaur Jr. by J Mascis before forming Sebadoh with co-founder Eric Gaffney. Gaffney now fronts San Francisco trio "Fields of Gaffney". Jason Loewenstein was also a member in Sebadoh's hay-day.

Sebadoh fronted the indie rock movement of the early 90s. They wrote songs such as "Gimme Indie Rock", "Cry Sis", and "Three Times A Day".

by JonT October 13, 2004

Sega Saturn

A 32-Bit CD-ROM based video game system developed by SEGA which was released in 1995 and ultimately was a commercial failure outside of the Japanese market. The Saturn was the second console designed during SEGA's "Planet Projects." The other two consoles designed were the SEGA Jupiter which became the 32X and the SEGA Neptune which was canceled before any working prototypes were finished.
The SEGA Saturn was originally designed to be the fastest 2D console on the market, and it still holds this title proudly, but after Sony announced the fully 3D capable Playstation SEGA decided to hastily add 3D capability to the Saturn. The resulting hardware ultimately became the Saturn's downfall. Dual CPUs and the multiple audio and video co-processors brought the Saturn's total processor count to 8. This unorthodox architecture made the Saturn notoriously difficult to program for and discouraged third party developers who decided it would be easier to program games for the Sony Playstation and Nintendo 64 instead. Although the Saturn has more on board RAM and more processing power then the Playstation no game programmers were ever able to fully utilize the Saturn's hardware. The only game ever designed to take full advantage of the Saturn's hardware was Shenmue which unfortunately was never released for the system and was eventually moved to the SEGA Dreamcast. However working demos of Shenmue showed impressively detailed fully 3D environments and animation but because the game was never completed and no new games are being developed for the system the true graphical capabilities of the SEGA Saturn may never be known.

Sega Saturn gone but not forgotten.

by 03specv November 7, 2008