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sundrop from security breach

a character from fnaf, security breach who is mostly thought as a father figure by half of the five nights at Freddy’s community, they can also turn into a scary moon creature when the lights turn off.
yes sundrop from security breach is my favorite character in security breach!
by aikozs December 25, 2021
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home security guard

A term to describe a NEET (Not in Education, Employment or Training).

It is a better term to describe people that stay at home 24/7 without any set goals. It is not to be confused as a licensed security guard.
Jake: I've heard that Dan found a job.

Rob: He's only working as a home security guard.
by Inferine April 16, 2017
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Security Age

The modern era, in which people in a variety of settings are given extra scrutiny to determine if they are truthful about their identity and their rights which they assert, the world has increased amounts of monitoring, and big brother has an overall more watchful eye.

Unofficially, the Security Age began on September 11, 2001.
Everyone is considered suspicious until proven not a terrorist in the Security Age.

Many things that were easy before the Security Age began are now a hassle.

During the Security Age, only ticketed passengers are allowed passed security checkpoints at the airport.

You go to a dry cleaner during the Security Age wanting to retrieve your clothes you dropped off, and the attendant says "ID please."
by Bed time March 22, 2010
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Private Security Contractors

Men, mainly former special operations operators, who are hired to perform duties pertaining to personal security for government priority personnel. These teams are often referred to as WPPS/PSD, although there are other types of specialized security being performed throughout the world. They are largely recruited from SEAL teams, Delta (CAG), the 75th Ranger Regiment, Special Forces, and Marine Force Recon. These men are hired for the training and experiences they obtained during their enlistments in special operations. They are then "vetted" by a company after attending a qualification course and deployed to protect whatever Charlie Brown looking motherfucker are told to. They are in return paid a respectable salary.
Regular military personnel are also often hired to perform lower tiered contracts, for lesser pay. IE: Static security, guard gates, admin. support, etc.
Many special operation's personnel are leaving the military in order to earn the six figure salaries that are being offered to Private Security Contractors.

Women may often run into men claiming they're Private Security Contractors. If they merely ask what special operations unit he served in while in the military they will often find out the men are sometimes full off shit gate guards, exaggerating, and riding the dicks of the real contractors and soldiers. She should immediately spit in these men's faces, then go fuck an Army Ranger.... well.

Private Security Contractors live by the motto: "Work hard, stay hard, play hard."
by 275WatchMan7tre April 22, 2009
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Security Roll

A security roll is a roll of toilet paper that you take into the bathroom with you to use as back up when the current roll is almost depleted.
Man 1: I gotta crap.

Man 2: Take a security roll, the roll in the bathroom is almost out!

Man 1: Thanks for the heads up.
by Chitin_Commando April 27, 2010
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2007 Boston Security Scare

The 2007 Boston magnetic light scare was an incident that occurred in Boston, Massachusetts and the Greater Boston area on January 31, 2007. Boston police found magnetic light devices with battery packs around the city, mistaking them for strategically-placed bombs. These devices turned out to be elements of a guerrilla marketing campaign for Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters, a film based on the animated TV series Aqua Teen Hunger Force (ATHF) on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim late-night programming block. The G4 television network has dubbed the incident "Aquagate." This event just showed how stupid and how much some people can overreact.

In result two people were arrested, Peter Berdovsky, a freelance video artist from Arlington, Massachusetts, and Sean Stevens, of Charlestown, Massachusetts, were facing charges of placing a "hoax device" in a way that results in panic.Additional charges are being considered against the network and marketing firm. The two initial suspects have pled "not guilty."

In the first public interview of the suspects with their lawyer in front of the court building since they were charged, the suspects brought up the topic of '70s haircuts and refused to discuss anything else, amidst reporters' accusations that they were not taking the situation seriously which caused many of the reporting new stations to become frustrated (as they are all a bunch of idiots anyways and can't take a joke, and see the whole stupidity of the situation since most newstations are payed off by politicians anyways).

The stupidity of this situation is that the same magnetic lights were reported in many other cities including Seattle, Philadelphia, and New York. All in which no major crisis occured believing the objects were some sort of explosive device. In all of these cities, there were also no compliants about the devices. Although all of the magnetic lights in the three cities above had been in place two or three weeks, Boston was the only one where officials treated the objects as bombs.

Some of the LED lights are now selling for over the price $3,000 on Ebay.
Officer Bob: "Hey whats that glowing light?"
Citizen: "Well it can't be a glowing lite brite of some sort of cartoon figure flicking me off, no its got to be a bomb!"
Officer Bob: "A bomb hurry lets waste a large sum of money to disarm a light!"
That's the 2007 Boston Security Scare for ya

"1-31-07 Never Forget"
by TheRevolution19 February 4, 2007
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security hole

by minipie8 October 2, 2004
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