subway sexists

I am a registered sex offender
I stuck my dick into a blender
Your mom is a transgender
I am a professional nude sender
You know that I be dominating
My cock and balls are rotating
Ice on my wrist, I could go skating
Between thick thighs, I'm suffocating
I have a huge fucking cock
I nut inside my sock
I walk around in crocs
While my dick is harder than a rock
I fuck bitches in school
Cause you know I'm fucking cool
I jump inside my pool
I take a hit from my Juul
I don't actually smoke
But I make your bitch choke
Once I gave someone a stroke
My cock is hard like oak
You know I'm dropping fire
You can sing my songs in the choir
They call me Quagmire
No, they don't, but at least it rhymes
Ayy
Alright everyone sing along for this next part
I nutted inside your mom
Yeah
I nutted inside your mom
Wooh
Alright, here we go
Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay
You know I love being a sexist
I eat pussy for breakfast
Ice on my necklace
I had sex with my dentist
My fanbase is getting bigger
Your hoe is a gold digger
I wear Tommy Hilfiger
While I pull on the trigger
Woah, woah, woah, that was risky
My bitch just turned 60
She knows my cum is sticky
But her pussy is squeaky like mickey
My lines are hotter than the stars
When I'm dropping these crazy bars
My cum has filled jars
And stained so many cars
Ay
Your mom is a hoe
Yeah

they are such big group subway sexists!

by DICKIPIKI March 23, 2023

Sexistential Crisis

Moment where you do not know anything about your gender or sexuality.

"I'm going through a sexistential crisis right now can you please advise me?"

by sexistentialcrisisdunderhead December 21, 2018

Secit

v - To do something while you're drunk that you'll later regret. Not necessarily sexually, but that's usually the case!

noun form - Secitition.

"Damn, I blacked out last night, I hope I didn't secit!"

by Chris Valente July 16, 2008

Sexist

A person who believes thier gender is superior and says unair things about the other gender, or assumes that only one gender has a certain trait. Both woman and men can be sexist.

Kung-Fu Jesus seems to be a sexist. He has written definitions that sound rather sexist if you ask me.

by Light Joker July 5, 2004

Sexist Deercat

Half deer, half cat, all sexist. An animal that is made up of two of the worst animals ever, and is very sexist. Usually used to call someone a sexist.

Another sandwich joke? You're such a sexist deercat.

by onlyaguy August 18, 2010

Sexistentialism

A philosophy that proposes that a person should live for the moment, because when you die, you’re screwed. A big proponent of this was Sartre, Kama Sartre.

When a Danish philosopher has sexistentialism with you, you’ll be Soren the morning.

by Jarod Kintz October 24, 2007

sexist

judging someone by their gender

dont be sexist

by jimmy stevan October 25, 2016