The act of putting one or many bullets in to someone. Taken from the Daily Show when John Stewart referred to the act of Cheny peppering his friend with a shot gun as Seasoning.
This fool didn't know who he was messing with so me and the boys got in to the Escalade rode up on him and seasoned his ass.
by crashman0 February 26, 2006
The act of pulling loose pubes from your genital/taint area and sprinkling them ever so gently on a sleeping parties face as if sprinkling garnish on a completed dish.
Kati wouldn't stop rolling around in bed, so the next night i gave her a seasoning of epic porportions.
by NasteaN8 March 11, 2010
"Hey man, who built that Santa Clause house?"
"I don't know dude, but whoever it was must have been a SEASONED carpenter!"
"I don't know dude, but whoever it was must have been a SEASONED carpenter!"
by have2hunt October 25, 2014
Experienced in a particular field or activity. Knows the ropes already and doesn't need training or instructions.
In a restaurant kitchen;
Cook: How's the new dishwasher? Does he require babysitting?
Manager: No, he's seasoned. He worked two years at that barbecue place down the street.
Cook: How's the new dishwasher? Does he require babysitting?
Manager: No, he's seasoned. He worked two years at that barbecue place down the street.
by JohnBoy28 February 22, 2009
Hottest and sexiest girl you will ever meet. Smells so amazing and has very great sense of humor. Season is your ride or die. She has the nicest body and will do anything for you once you have her heart. Season has long beautiful hair and is smart and super athletic. But very careful she can leave you faster than you've ever imagined. Season can be a good girl but be the baddest girl you've encountered. Everyone loves Season and she is popular but humble plus never stuck up. Season likes to wear scandalous clothing and be different from everybody else. You will always have fun with Season wherever you go. You'd be lucky to have a Season as a friend or Girlfriend as she is perfect.
by Abadas February 25, 2018
When a person is feeling really horny or just looking for someone to spend the night with. Similar to feeling broody but instead of wanting children wanting sex.
by summer1260 July 19, 2011
Noun : One who is so badass, that they amaze all who look on to them. Verb: To destroy someone so intensely that they are reduced to a quivering pile of their own urine. related to cooking terms. To season a dish before you put a fork in it because their done.
Angelina Jolie was so season in Wanted. Not so much in Changleling.
Please don't season me. I had so much to live for.
Please don't season me. I had so much to live for.
by Edoublev July 03, 2010