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SDMS

Birds Ran on Air, SDMS (shit don't make sense)
by Leylaniblessings August 3, 2011
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sdm

He was so happy about the new server, he went SDM on it
by Quab October 7, 2003
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SDM Index

Shag, date, marry index.

The mathematical equation of a person's (male or female) likelihood to fulfill any of the three noted requirements both a) individually and b) collectively.

Equation Calculation

Maximum 33 points awarded for:

1) Desirability to Shag (chiefly British, or American 'bang')
2) Desirability to Date
3) Desirability to Marry

An overall virtual percentage can be derived as an index judgment to the candidate's complete desirability. In most cases the result would be declared as:

X,Y,Z

30,25,7

An SDM index of 62
Chandler: 'For me Elly is a 30, 25, 7 SDM Index. I'd love to bang her but wouldn't wanna watch X Factor with her every Saturday'.
by londonacidcity December 15, 2011
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SDM

Short Dick Man- a man with a bruised ego and a teeny weeny 🤏🏻🍆
Ew get out of my DM’s you SDM
by CJMG January 3, 2022
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SDM

Short for SugarDaddyMeet. A website for sugar daddies and sugar babies to meet each other.
Are you on SDM?
by Cest_La_Vie_ October 25, 2023
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SDM

when a guy sends u a dick pic and it's actually small, you can show ur support by saying "SDM!!!"
by Halunamatata June 19, 2023
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SDMS

half of the school is nasty country people who say the n word or emos, ghetto bitches, and just the normal kids
SDMS sucks
by miley<3 October 19, 2021
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