scuzzlebutt

Scuzzlebutt is a creature that lives up on this very mountain, and kills anybody who dares climb to the top.

It loves the taste of blood, and likes to add pieces to its deformed body.

On his left arm, instead of a hand, he has.... A piece of celery.

He walks with a limp. Because one of his legs is missing. And where his leg should be, there's nothing but........Patrick Duffy.

So he lives alone on this mountain, and weaves baskets, and other assorted crafts. They say that on quiet nights you can hear him weaving his baskets. Tahink, tahink , tahink.

1) Maybe it's Scuzzlebutt coming to weave us into wicker baskets.

2) I am Scuzzlebutt, Lord of the Mountains. Behold my Patrick Duffy leg.

3) Dude, it's Scuzzlebutt! Cartman wasn't lying.

by Eric Cartman (alias JPEXS) September 22, 2008

scuzzlebut

Someone with a rank rear that appears lumpy or rumpled. If one farts while sitting too often, without changing or airing their shorts. Someone who has a cling-on at a toga party. Usually refers to the ass area of the body including something discusting.

I had to sit my stanky scuzzlebut on that bus all day before I could properly wipe my ass.

by Drake Dragoon July 18, 2005

scuzzlebutt

the ass of an unknown creature or a girl wit a dirty asshole.

yo that bitch had the worst scuzzlebutt.

by MatT May 13, 2005

scuzzlebutt

Nickname occasionally given to the character Bowser in Nintendo's Super Smash Bros. video game series, due to the manner in which he runs across the stage.

"Go Scuzzlebutt! Beat Mario's butt!"

by SD40-2 September 6, 2009

scuzzlebut

An infertile human bieng. Not one who is inable to have sex, but one who will never have sex. Usually identified by wearing jeans at baseball practice.

Josh says- I can't get a chick in bed!
Lane says- Shut the hell up scuzzlebut!

by konnor obert May 13, 2005