Jedi Skull Fuck

Similar to a Skull Fuck but to a much more of a psychologically damaging degree, and with little to no effort.

I asked Jimmy to prove to me that he exists, and he could not. It was the ultimate Jedi Skull Fuck.

by King of America December 10, 2008

skull-fuck

action verb. When a person is giving head to another and the person receiving places one or two hands on the givers head, and proceeds to forcefully shove their penis inside the mouth.

I skull-fucked that bitch, and she bite my penis.

by Aurora May 13, 2005

Skull fuck

when you fuck your bitch in the mouth or her eye socket really, hard pounding her head with every thrust.

Man, did you see that dude skull fuck that bitch, it looked like it hurt !

by squid1161 August 12, 2016

Skull Fuck

The illegal act of drilling a hole into someone's head and then proceeding to flop your love muscle in and out of the cranial hole. It is considered taboo in most cultures but is still legal in Australia, North and South Korea, and Iran. Was widely experimented with back in the 50's but was nixed due to the likely chance of the fornicator injuring or scratching his cum gun. The famous musician Moby is a very large advocator for it and is a key member in the movement to legalize skull fucking, claiming he has devised a way to safely carve a fuck hole out of a head( male or female we all know he likes to bat with both hands) that is instantly smoothed out providing his "Beef Whistle" safe entry into the mushy abyss of the brain.

Excerpt from the book 'The mountains, the west, the skull fuck'
"..... I studied her while she worked in the Garden, she was a classy gal, 5'2 built like a young boy, Daughter of a wealthy Irish man. She would occasionally turn and give me a smile sending my heart into a tizzy. I carefully studied her preciously built jaw bones, and exquisite facial structure, I couldn't help but imagine taking out my custard launcher and plunging it deep into her skull hole......."
-Theodore Roosevelt.

by DomFe January 11, 2012

skull-fuck

a skull-fuck is when a guy grabs another dude's ears, forcefully face-fucks the guy's mouth until he has a throat-gasm and blows his load and then holds the guy's mouth on his fuck-stick until the last drop of his cum is swallowed.

Matt likes to skull-fuck me when he really needs to get off!

by USAF Cadet November 7, 2020

skull-fuck

when a man inserts his penis in the eye of a deceased person or a person with no eye.

He was skull-fucking miss thompson good last nite.

by -JK- October 16, 2006

Skull Fuck

The act of forcibly, gouging out someone's eye balls, preferably with a plastic spoon, then forcing your dick deep into the vacant eye socket allowing for ample cum to coat the brain.

After I killed that girl I skull fucked her.

by cromagnin October 29, 2011