scroteshield

Generally utilized at a bonfire where you happen to be nude and the heat from the fire is too hot to bear, so you pull up the scrotum to protect the penis from the heat.

The heat from the flame was just too much, so Jon had to equip his scroteshield

by Opeth79 August 4, 2006

Scrotus Insignificata

The possession of a scrotal sack of small proportions.

Billy_Bob unfortunately has a serious case of Scrotus Insignificata.

by Bones June 25, 2004

Scrotus Maximus

Latin for Giant ball sack.

Bob: Ted did you hear what happened to John last night?

Ted: Yeah he got Tea Bagged by a Scrotus Maximus.

by iceman27406 December 19, 2010

SCROTUS

The term used in reference to a POTUS (President of the United States) who has all the intellect and appeal of a wrinkled ball sack.

SCROTUS trump is citing conspiracy theories and calling reputable media "fake news" in another one of his pathetic Twitter tantrums.

by WMGosh February 21, 2017

SCROTUS

Acronym for So-Called Ruler of the United States, as in POTUS, President of the United States.

SCROTUS today said, "See you in court."

by Crekkis Hammy February 11, 2017

SCROTUS

SCROTUS (so-called ruler of the United States). The acronym refers to president Donald Trump, the 45th American president. According to The Independent, it was comedian and writer Elayne Boosler who coined the phrase originally.
I first heard the term on Feb 13th, 2017.

SCROTUS. So Called Ruler of the United States.

SCROTUS is the most perfect word I've yet heard for Donald Trump.

by Mohamed Fouda February 13, 2017

scrotus dangulitis

When your scrotum hangs too far from your body and scrapes the floor as you walk.

Doctor: Sorry sir, but you have been diagnosed with scrotus dangulitis.

by Sweatybollockman July 20, 2017