scrotch

To scratch one's Crotch

Dude, you seem to be scrotching a lot, have you got crabs?

by Necro January 19, 2004

scrotch

The act of mightily punching a man's balls after he has said something you (a) don't agree with or (b) find offensive. Generally it is done with a fist, but numerous other things are acceptable (i.e. foot, knee, snowball, etc.) Generally only done to people you have known for a reasonable length of time.

Logan: Sara would totally hit that!
Sara: Would not! That brings your total up to 18.
Alex: What total?
Sara: Well, I've only known him for a month or two, so I can't scrotch him yet. But when I know him well enough, he's getting it.
Alex: That's what she said.
(A scrotch ensued shortly after this.)

by A-Mazingness (and then some) March 27, 2009

Scrotch

A blend of the words "scratch" and "crotch." To scratch your crotch.

"I recently shaved my balls and now I have to scrotch."

by chezclayton December 7, 2022

Scrotch

When your buddy's nutsack is itchy and you scratch it for them. Can also be used when you scratch your own balls and ejaculate.

"Hey man, can you scrotch me really quick?"
"Yeah babe, I just scrotched."

by PhantomBird529 September 2, 2017

scrotch.

The verb to scratch a crotch. Either your own or someone elses.

"K, doooon't look. I have to scrotch...!"

by AlexAq May 17, 2019

Scrotch

~A personal problem relating to an un-releivable itch near your neather reigions.
~To scratch an itch that is near your neather regions

~MAN! I wish that I didn't have such a bad scrotch on my butt!
~Zach, stop scrotching yourself, its impolite.

by It's Me! February 19, 2004

scrotch

When you have an itchy crotch and you need to scratch it - you can scratch your crotch. Alternativlely you can have a good 'SCROTCH'

I need a good scrotch

by Jeff September 24, 2004